#Streaker Disrupts . . . Ice Show? #SunValley

No doubt there were claims of shrinkage, due to the cold temperatures. Still, what genius decides it’s a good idea to streak across an ice arena? An unexpected participant took to the ice during Saturday’s evening performance, wearing only flip-flops and a grin. “It made everyone’s jaws drop,” said Ice Show Director Scott Irvine. Some kids were heard asking if the streaker was part of the ice show. Other kids…

July 22, 2011
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Man Buys Home Near #Golf Course, Surprised That Golfers Get #Drunk, Swear, #Urinate in His Yard

Mark Hacket apparently has not seen the movie “Caddyshack” or does not remember seeing it before he bought his him next to Lago Vista Golf Course. Otherwise, he probably would NOT have bought a home next to the course because he seems surprised that golfers get drunk, swear, and then relieve themselves in his backyard when they can’t make it to the clubhouse bathroom. Think he’s got a legitimate complaint…

July 21, 2011
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Media Idiots Jump on LA Newscaster Who Broke Story of #Laker’s #AndrewBynum Parking in Two Handicapped Spots

Is this the worst thing an NBA player has ever done? Hell, it’s not even the worst thing that an LA Laker has ever done! But still, in this day and age, it IS worth reporting when a highly paid professional athlete parks in a handicapper spot or two. But then to jump on the reporter? Why? According to someone at Larry Brown Sports they “ . . . don’t…

July 20, 2011
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#UGA Tailback Suspended for Opener, #Bulldogs Holding Open Auditions for Replacment: Bring Your Own Helmet

Georgia’s junior Carlton Thomas was supposed to start at tailback when the Bulldogs open their season against Boise State on September 3rd, but won’t be able to after “violating team rules” during spring practice. The good news? The ranks of running back are so slim at UGA that the school will let anyone who wants to try out for the position next week. Seriously: anyone.  Regardless of whether you are…

July 20, 2011
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#Gamecocks Freshman Linebacker Arrested for Underage Drinking – #USC

Fall football practice hasn’t even started yet, and already South Carolina has players getting arrested.  Under university policy, Edward Muldrow, 18, was immediately suspended from the team for the underage drinking charge. No comment from SC coach Steve “Why Did I Come Out of Retirement for This?” Spurrier.

July 20, 2011
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Video: Guy in Wedding Dress “Streaks” #Braves Game – #gaymarriage

Not sure if this dude was trying to make a point about gay marriage or just thought he looked smashing in white. Either way, he got arrested when he ran out onto the file during the July 16, 2011 Atlanta Braves vs. Washington Nationals game. There was no way he was outrunning the fat security guys in THAT outfit. Maybe a mini-skirt wedding dress, but not that one.

July 19, 2011
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