#LennyDykstra Hit With Record 23 Felony Counts – Former #MLB Star

Okay, so we can’t say for sure that Dykstra’s twenty-three felony counts is an “record” for a professional athlete, but it has to be close, right? Also, the sheer variety of charges makes this one of the most unusual–and puzzling–arrests on record here at BadJocks. Some of his crimes  include: allegedly leasing various high-end vehicles from several area dealerships by allegedly providing fraudulent information and claiming credit through a phony…

June 8, 2011
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Truly Painful Sports Video: #Magician’s Stunt Gone Wrong at #AtlantaMotorSpeedway – #Moodini

The good news: this “magician” survived this stunt where they handcuff him, put a mask over his face and then attach him to a speeding stock car. He’s supposed to have about 8 seconds of slack in the chain to get the cuffs off, but apparently someone forgot to tell him that he had about half a second.   The bad news: you know that once he’s healed he’ll want to…

June 7, 2011
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Surprised? #BCS Strips #USC of 2004 National Championship Over #ReggieBush Infractions

In a move that surprised only the Associated Press (which had already decided to let the Trojans keep their mythical national championship despite the long list of infractions involving Reggie Bush and others on the team) the Bowl Championship Series has stripped the University of Southern California of it’s half of the title for that year. Instead, the title for 2004 will–for some unknown reason–just be handed to Ball State…

June 6, 2011
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#Olympic Gold Medalist Arrested for DUI in Indiana, Blows 0.13 BAC to Earn Bronze in BAC Rankings

Lloy J. Ball may have won a gold medal with the American men’s volleyball team, but his drinking is not up to international competition levels. At o.13% BAC he’s nearly twice the legal limit of .08%, but nowhere near the .23% minimum needed to crack the top twenty of the BadJocks World Famous BAC Rankings.  And, also, getting arrested for DUI in rural Indiana is just tacky, don’t you think?

June 6, 2011
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Former Giant #PlaxicoBurress Released From Jail After Serving Time for World’s Worst “#WardrobeMalfunction”

How could you forget about Plaxico Burress? It’s been about two and a half years since he went to Manhattan nightclub with a handgun tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. (Even I know that’s pretty stupid.) At some point, the gun slipped out of his pants–embarrassing enough on the dance floor we’re told–and then it discharged, shooting him in the leg. Compared to Janet Jackson’s little episode at the…

June 6, 2011
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HS #Hazing Shocker: Grand Jury Indicts #Football Players on Sexual Assault Charges – #Valencia High School

It’s all fun and games in the locker room until someone decides to hold you down and stick something into your behind that doesn’t belong there. Now, the courts aren’t just calling it hazing, it’s sexual assault and for two former football players the charges include five counts of kidnapping, two counts of criminal sexual penetration and two counts of conspiracy to commit criminal sexual penetration.

June 6, 2011
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