#Oregon #Ducks Cornerback Arrested for Driving 118 MPH on a Suspended License – #CliffHarris

On the plus side, at least Cliff Harris of the Oregon Ducks solved that age old question of which is faster, a front wheel drive car or a rear wheel drive car? The correct answer is: a rental car always drives the fastest, getting clocked at 118 mph over the weekend. If he had a suspended license though, I wonder who rented it for him? Hmmm.

June 13, 2011
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HS Soccer Coach Accused of #Groping Female Player, 14, Trying to Kiss Her in Ball Room – Rey David Rivera: #sexscandal

No, no, not the ballroom (like where they dance the Rumba) we’re talking about the ball room, where they keep the balls for sports. As if somehow they need to keep be kept separate from the other athletic equipment. Kind of like high school coaches who need to be kept away from underage girls sometimes.

June 13, 2011
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How Much is a Felt-Tip Marker in the Anus Worth? According to TN Court: $100,000

Back in 2008, two seventh-grade members of the Waynesboro Middle School boys basketball team were hazed by older players on the team. One was tricked into doing a blind-folded sit-up where his face ended up in someone else’s bare behind. The other was held down and had a felt-tip marker inserted into his rectum. A Tennessee court just ruled that the school district owes each boy’s family $100,000 because they…

June 10, 2011
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HS Soccer Coach Accused of Pulling Out His “Whopper” at #BurgerKing, Holding the Pickle

This is one of the stranger HS Coach Sex Scandal stories we’ve ever covered. Basically, Joseph Kovaleski, 61, has been the girls soccer coach at Lakeland High School (PA) for years and, apparently, has also been going into the local Burger King on Sunday mornings for breakfast for years as well. This last Sunday though, employees called the cops after they say that Kovaleski sat down across from the counter…

June 8, 2011
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Hockey Shocker: Female #Canucks Fan Attends #StanleyCup Game #Topless in Body Paint

You gotta admit those Canadians are crazy about their hockey. Certainly crazy enough to show up at a frigid ice arena to watch the game with nothing but bod paint to cover her, uh, “top half.”  Actually not a bad paint job, but the fabric looks a bit stretched out if you ask me.  You’d think Vancouver would have some kind of rules against this, but then again, it is…

June 8, 2011
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