What to do when no one knows whether it was a home run or in incredible catch OVER the fence? You call your friendly neighborhood Major League Baseball umpire and have he and his crew decide for you. At least, that’s what these guys in Kalamazoo, Michigan did.
On the plus side, at least Cliff Harris of the Oregon Ducks solved that age old question of which is faster, a front wheel drive car or a rear wheel drive car? The correct answer is: a rental car always drives the fastest, getting clocked at 118 mph over the weekend. If he had a suspended license though, I wonder who rented it for him? Hmmm.
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This certainly has to be one of the stranger golf cart theft stories we’ve ever heard of. Do you really want to marry a girl who’s impressed that you pick her up in a stolen golf cart for a date?
No, not Mancow the shock jock. A guy dressed as a cow who apparently wants to be the new mascot for the professional soccer team in Kansas City. Not sure that the security guards needed to tackle him at the end, but it was a nice touch and sends a message to all other man-cows who want to graze on the field in the future.
No, no, not the ballroom (like where they dance the Rumba) we’re talking about the ball room, where they keep the balls for sports. As if somehow they need to keep be kept separate from the other athletic equipment. Kind of like high school coaches who need to be kept away from underage girls sometimes.
Back in 2008, two seventh-grade members of the Waynesboro Middle School boys basketball team were hazed by older players on the team. One was tricked into doing a blind-folded sit-up where his face ended up in someone else’s bare behind. The other was held down and had a felt-tip marker inserted into his rectum. A Tennessee court just ruled that the school district owes each boy’s family $100,000 because they…
What exactly DOES an “attendance officer” do? Make sure everyone who is supposed to be in school is in school? Apparently one of the ways to take attendance is with your penis. Could be slow going, but we’re not going to tell someone how to do their job.
Does the Cubs curse follow you around even AFTER you have left the team? For Mark Grace the answer is apparently YES, as he was arrested for drunk driving in Scottsdale, Arizona over Memorial Day Weekend. Now exact BAC is listed at this time, just that he was over the legal limit of .08%.
This is one of the stranger HS Coach Sex Scandal stories we’ve ever covered. Basically, Joseph Kovaleski, 61, has been the girls soccer coach at Lakeland High School (PA) for years and, apparently, has also been going into the local Burger King on Sunday mornings for breakfast for years as well. This last Sunday though, employees called the cops after they say that Kovaleski sat down across from the counter…
You gotta admit those Canadians are crazy about their hockey. Certainly crazy enough to show up at a frigid ice arena to watch the game with nothing but bod paint to cover her, uh, “top half.” Actually not a bad paint job, but the fabric looks a bit stretched out if you ask me. You’d think Vancouver would have some kind of rules against this, but then again, it is…