When someone starts videotaping you and begins the segment by saying “And you know the bike is dangerous?” it’s probably a good idea to stop whatever you’re doing.
Now we really seem to be piling on, rx don’t we? Oh well. Watch and enjoy the latest “Hitler Reacts” video. (Read The Top Five Jokes About LeBron James Following the Heat’s Loss in the NBA Finals here.)
Wish I had written this one, but since I didn’t and it’s pretty funny, I thought I would link to it and share it with all of you.
Harwinder Singh was not only one of the best players in east Asian men’s field hockey, he also was one of the prettiest. And we say WAS because he ain’t pretty no more after the big brawl that marred the finals of the world famous Gurdwara Cup. (Okay, for the few of you out there who don’t know the Gurdwara Cup it appears to be the men’s field hockey equivalent…
What to do when no one knows whether it was a home run or in incredible catch OVER the fence? You call your friendly neighborhood Major League Baseball umpire and have he and his crew decide for you. At least, that’s what these guys in Kalamazoo, Michigan did.
On the plus side, at least Cliff Harris of the Oregon Ducks solved that age old question of which is faster, a front wheel drive car or a rear wheel drive car? The correct answer is: a rental car always drives the fastest, getting clocked at 118 mph over the weekend. If he had a suspended license though, I wonder who rented it for him? Hmmm.
Actually, it’s more like the Top Twenty Jokes at this point. Life just hasn’t been the same for LeBron since he left Cleveland, has it? Check out this Top Five List and more at TopFiveBob.com
This certainly has to be one of the stranger golf cart theft stories we’ve ever heard of. Do you really want to marry a girl who’s impressed that you pick her up in a stolen golf cart for a date?
No, not Mancow the shock jock. A guy dressed as a cow who apparently wants to be the new mascot for the professional soccer team in Kansas City. Not sure that the security guards needed to tackle him at the end, buy but it was a nice touch and sends a message to all other man-cows who want to graze on the field in the future.
No, no, not the ballroom (like where they dance the Rumba) we’re talking about the ball room, where they keep the balls for sports. As if somehow they need to keep be kept separate from the other athletic equipment. Kind of like high school coaches who need to be kept away from underage girls sometimes.
Does the Cubs curse follow you around even AFTER you have left the team? For Mark Grace the answer is apparently YES, as he was arrested for drunk driving in Scottsdale, Arizona over Memorial Day Weekend. Now exact BAC is listed at this time, just that he was over the legal limit of .08%.