Monthly Archives: June 2011

Former #Dolphin Daryl Gardner Arrested for Brawling With Wife at . . . #UCF #Sorority House?

No, former Miami Dolphin Daryl Gardener, 38, is not dating a college girl, but he and his 49-year-old girlfriend, Sonia Cabrera, got into a fight at an Orlando club that spilled over into two sorority houses on the campus of … Continue reading

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#UGA: Two #Bulldogs May Have Received Money From Columbus Parks & Rec Slush Fund

Sounds like some University of Georgia jocks may have gotten a little extra money from an “unauthorized bank account” controlled by a Columbus, GA parks and recreation program. They’ve notified the NCAA to see if they have some eligibility issues … Continue reading

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#Tarheels Quinton Coples cleared by #NCAA – #UNC

The North Carolina defensive end was spotted at an NFL draft party, but apparently nothing happened . . . which is pretty true for most of the NFL these days.

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Question of the Day: Are There Any Clean Programs Out There?

The Wall Street Journal says the only “major” schools never to have a major NCAA rules violation are Penn State, Stanford, Boston College and Northwestern. Are these four clean, or have they just not been caught yet?  Is it possible … Continue reading

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Painful Sports Video: #Chinese Male #Cheerleader Struts His Stuff

And no, contrary to popular rumors, he will not be on the sidelines cheering for #OhioState this fall.

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#Gators Track Star Arrested for Sex With Sleeping Woman – Andries Dumisane Hlaselo

This University of Florida long distance runner isn’t even smart enough to come up with an excuse for trying to have sex with a woman who fell asleep at a friend’s house. He did, of course, stop having sex with … Continue reading

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#UNC #Football Players Can Park Wherever The Hell They Want!

As if the ongoing NCAA probe (a word that is rarely pleasant) wasn’t bad enough, the UNC football team has been dealt another embarrassment as the university released information regarding how a select few of them received 395 tickets in … Continue reading

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Teens Cause More Than $15K Worth of Damage to #Golf Course, Carts

No word if this gang put any golf carts in water, but the interesting part of the story is that there were actually some FEMALE vandals in the group, a rarity in our experience. Could girl golf cart gangs be … Continue reading

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Bengals Cheerleader “I Am Not a Slut” Defends Herself from Website Accusations – Sarah Jones

It’s never a good thing when you’re a hot high school teacher/NFL cheerleader and websites are saying naughty things about you that aren’t true. She does need a little less eye makeup, though.

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REALLY Painful Sports Video: #Soccer Player Given Red Card Over Pierced #Penis

Hard to tell from the video, but apparently this player from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia refused to remove the offending piece of metal after going into the locker room with the referee for an “inspection.” The real question is: how did … Continue reading

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