Gamecocks Starting QB Garcia Suspended for Spring Practice, Along With Backup

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April 7, 2011

Something is amiss at the University of South Carolina. The revived football program under Steve Spurrier is starting to crack along the edges, like a bad Charlie Sheen video. Starting quarterback Stephen Garcia has been suspended INDEFINITELY by the school as was backup Andrew Clifford for unspecified violations of team rules. Given Garcia’s history (this is his third spring ball suspension in five years at SC) it could be for…

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Meanwhile, Over at YouGottaSeeThisVideo.com: Webcam Hottie Privacy Fail Viral Video

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April 6, 2011

In what is turning out to be a surprisingly popular video, a hot blond appears to be doing her best little dance in her underwear (that’s as far as it goes) for a webcam, when the blanket over the window behind her falls down and to guys working outside get a better coffee break than either of them bargained for. Yes, a lot of people are telling us it’s fake…

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Asst. HS Football Coach Accused of Sex Girl During Field Trip to Germany

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April 6, 2011

Parents: make sure you choose the chaperones to your kid’s overseas trips wisely. Otherwise, the men you think are looking out for your little girls might turn out to be taking advantage of them instead. Case in point: the resent overseas trip for students at Paramus Catholic High School (NJ) to Belgium and Germany with what sounds like an extra-fun stop in Bavaria. There, according to police, a teacher/assistant football…

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Today’s Sports Rap Sheet

None of these incidents warrant a full post, so we’re going to just start linking to them to save everyone some time: Southern’s athletic director arrested for soliciting prostitute WWL NFLPA’s Mike Vrabel arrested for alleged theft, calls it ‘misunderstanding’ USA Today Police: Raiders’ Louis Murphy arrested with unauthorized Viagra USA Today Tucson soccer coach accused of having sexual relationship with girl he coached Arizona Daily Star ESPN suspends Jalen…

April 5, 2011
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Father Tries to Scissor-Shank Another Parent at Youth Soccer Game

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April 5, 2011

Parents are naturally protective of their children and this rings exceptionally true in Australia, where a fight broke out at an Under-11 soccer match.  Playing time–or the lack thereof–is believed to be the root of the problem between 2 fathers & a coach, who all took it to the level of a prison yard brawl when keys, scissors & a chair were used as weapons. (What, no one had a…

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High School Baseball Players Charged Over Chicken Sacrifice, Being a Stereotype

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April 5, 2011

Just what baseball needs: more players who think that superstition plays a greater part in the game than actual skill. Why don’t we just hold pagan services at the ballpark and get it over with already? Oh well, here’s the basics of the story: Two players on the Western Hills High School baseball team (Texas) decided they needed to “boost” their on-field performance so they did what any hard working…

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At New Website, WhileTheMenWatch.com, Women Take Over Sports Anchor Desk

Lena and Jules from WhileTheMenWatch.com
April 5, 2011

Like us, you might have had some other thoughts about the content at a site called WhileTheMenWatch.com (get your mind out of the gutter, Mike!) but after taking a look we can see that it’s a different kinds of sports website. One with women. Okay, actually that part’s not new. What is new is that they are actually in charge (not just posing in cheerleading outfits or bathing suits) and…

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Alison Peck, Former Band Teacher Arrested for Sex With Boy, Going to Jail for Violating Probation

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April 4, 2011

It would seem simple enough to most of you, wouldn’t it?  You can either go to jail for a long time OR get probation and follow some simple rules (like staying off drugs and registering as a sex offended) to stay a free woman. How hard is that? Apparently for former band director Alison Peck, it was too much to handle, so a judge is sending her to jail five…

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