Father Tries to Scissor-Shank Another Parent at Youth Soccer Game

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April 5, 2011

Parents are naturally protective of their children and this rings exceptionally true in Australia, where a fight broke out at an Under-11 soccer match.  Playing time–or the lack thereof–is believed to be the root of the problem between 2 fathers & a coach, who all took it to the level of a prison yard brawl when keys, scissors & a chair were used as weapons. (What, no one had a…

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High School Baseball Players Charged Over Chicken Sacrifice, Being a Stereotype

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April 5, 2011

Just what baseball needs: more players who think that superstition plays a greater part in the game than actual skill. Why don’t we just hold pagan services at the ballpark and get it over with already? Oh well, here’s the basics of the story: Two players on the Western Hills High School baseball team (Texas) decided they needed to “boost” their on-field performance so they did what any hard working…

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At New Website, WhileTheMenWatch.com, Women Take Over Sports Anchor Desk

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April 5, 2011

Like us, you might have had some other thoughts about the content at a site called WhileTheMenWatch.com (get your mind out of the gutter, Mike!) but after taking a look we can see that it’s a different kinds of sports website. One with women. Okay, actually that part’s not new. What is new is that they are actually in charge (not just posing in cheerleading outfits or bathing suits) and…

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Alison Peck, Former Band Teacher Arrested for Sex With Boy, Going to Jail for Violating Probation

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April 4, 2011

It would seem simple enough to most of you, wouldn’t it?  You can either go to jail for a long time OR get probation and follow some simple rules (like staying off drugs and registering as a sex offended) to stay a free woman. How hard is that? Apparently for former band director Alison Peck, it was too much to handle, so a judge is sending her to jail five…

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Duke Lacrosse Accusor, Crystal Mangum, Arrested for Allegedly Stabbing Boyfriend

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April 4, 2011

Remember the whole Duke Lacrosse Scandal back in 2006 when that stripper claimed some boys from the team raped her, the DA got involved, professors demanded the boys be kicked out of school, and then it turned out to be a complete lie? Well, it looks like the exotic dancer involved in that incident, Crystal Mangum, is in trouble with the law again, but this time she’s the one getting…

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New Preakness Mascot is “Kegasus” a Drunken Half Man/Half Horse Centaur

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April 3, 2011

From our “What Were They Thinking?” Department: The famed Preakness horse race, the second jewel in the Triple Crown, seems to think the only way to attract a hip, younger “partying” crowd is to promote the event using a centaur named Kegasus, a nipple-pierced, boozing centaur. No, really. This was the best plan they could come up with to promote something called “Infield Fest.” So, instead of making horse racing…

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UPDATE: We Got Our Butts Kicked in Friday’s BadJocks FreeRoll at DraftStreet.com

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April 1, 2011

UPDATE: We know most of you are shocked to learn that we didn’t do so well in DraftStreet.com’s freeroll last Friday. It was a one day, basketball fantasy league, and we finished 8th . . . our of 8 teams. But, it was still crazy fun and we appreciate the guys at DraftStreet including us in this special promotion. You can still get a special bonus by entering the keyword…

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Painful Sports Video: Bill Walton Dressed as Visgoth, Debating Goat About NCAA Tournament

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April 1, 2011

As if Bill Walton wasn’t goofy looking enough already . . . the folks at the new Visigoth Sports Network had to go and put him in a horned helmet and an animal skin suit. We can only imagine what that must have smelt like after a day of shooting in the bright sun. On the plus side, he does lose a debate with a goat, which is actually not…

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