Our friends over at TMZ are at it again! This time the have more breaking legal news for former MLB star Lenny Dykstra. (As you’ll recall, he was jailed earlier this month as part of a bankruptcy case, and was accused of illegally removing–and then selling–some personal property from his $18 million mansion without first getting permission from a bankruptcy trustee.) This time, it involves a claim by a woman he was interviewing as a housekeeper who now says that LD asked if she also could give massages then stripped down naked for a “demonstration” of her work.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the LAPD is investigating Dykstra for lewd conduct … stemming from allegations made by a 47-year-old woman who claims she answered a Craigslist ad to be Lenny’s housekeeper earlier this month. The woman told police … when she arrived to the home, Dykstra explained that she wouldn’t just have to clean the home, she would also be required to give him massages as well.
The woman claimed Dykstra then took off all of his clothes and told the woman he wouldn’t be able to hire her without first sampling her skills. Smooth. We’re told the woman denied his request … left the home immediately … flagged down a nearby cop … and filed a police report. She also locked down a high power attorney, Mauro Fiore Jr., to handle the case.
You want me to do WHAT, Judge Smails?
We don’t remember seeing this at all in Caddyshack, do you? Or did they cut out that scene where Danny Noonan has sex with one of the club members after 18 holes of lugging his bag around. (That, in itself, just sounds wrong.) No, we’re pretty sure we’d remember something like that after having seen the movie about 100 times.
So it must be that the caddies (in this case female caddies) in Indonesia are the first ones to pull the “two-fer” offering both golf logistics services and sexual relaxation services in one convenient package. And, of course, they seemed happy with the arrangement as did most of their clients, but for some reason the Indonesian authorities aren’t quite as enthusiastic about this advancement in “sports entertainment” as you might think.
It’s this kind of government intervention that’s killing entrepreneurship!
Maybe Danny can earn that caddy scholarship after all?
Details from Yahoo! Sports:
A group of female Indonesian golf caddies at a resort in Kulai, Malaysia, are doing more than just carrying golfers’ bags and giving golfing tips to players. They also provide sexual services. The state Immigration Department found this out when they arrested 26 Indonesian female caddies. Johor enforcement unit head Mohd Nakhafi Hasan said the department received a tip-off on the caddies who worked at the reputable golf resort.
“The women usually work as caddies at the resort during the day and then prostitute themselves to golfers during the night. All the female caddies were detained during the operation conducted at about 8am at the resort,” he said, adding that the women were aged between 21 and 46.
Some people just don’t get it. The cops arrested you for having an inappropriate relationship with an underage girl (or two). You posted bond so you don’t have to sit in jail until the trial starts something in the next five years. But as part of your bond, you have to agree NOT to see any of your alleged victims. How hard is that? Apparently too hard for one Thomas Dennis Powell, 59, a former volunteer softball coach at Rochester Adams High School (MI) who was forced to move into a motel because his home was within 1500 feet of the high school–much too close for someone charged with a sex crime. Unfortunately for him, the cops were able to follow him around based on one of those leg-mounted tether/GPS devices and realized that he had scheduled a redevous with one of his “girlfriends” (17) at his room. Yeah, he’s back in jail and his bond has been raised from $10,000 to $100,000.
Tell us the truth ladies: it’s this guy’s “bedroom eyes” that get you, don’t they?
Details now from the Detroit Free Press:
Thomas Dennis Powell, 59, was free on bond when he was tracked by police this week via his court-ordered GPS tether to the Concorde Inn hotel in Rochester Hills, where he was found with a 17-year-old girl who was “voluntarily with the suspect,” according to the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office.
Although the girl no longer lives with her parents, Powell had been ordered in March to have no contact with her or with a second girl because both were victims of criminal sexual encounters with him, the Sheriff’s Office said.
Powell was returned Wednesday to the Oakland County Jail and appeared via video today in a hearing at 52-3 District Court in Rochester Hills where his bond was increased from 10% of $100,000 — or $10,000 — to the full $100,000 cash, Oakland County Undersheriff Mike McCabe said.
Powell had been staying at the Concorde Inn after one of his earlier bond conditions required him to move from his Rochester Hills home because the house was about 1,500 feet from Adams High School, too near for those charged with a sex crime, the court had ruled.