Con Man Able to Support Himself for Two Years Running Fake Charity Golf Tournaments

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April 7, 2011

The greatest criminal in Texas history has finally been caught!   Okay, maybe the greatest fake golf tournament criminal in Texas history, but still, this guy was the best at what he did. . . even though it was really, really wrong. Meet John Mark Moyers (mug shot, right) who has been traveling Arkansas and Texas for the past two years (yes, two years!) running fake golf tournaments and charity food…

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Gamecocks Starting QB Garcia Suspended for Spring Practice, Along With Backup

April 7, 2011

Something is amiss at the University of South Carolina. The revived football program under Steve Spurrier is starting to crack along the edges, prescription like a bad Charlie Sheen video. Starting quarterback Stephen Garcia has been suspended INDEFINITELY by the school as was backup Andrew Clifford for unspecified violations of team rules. Given Garcia’s history (this is his third spring ball suspension in five years at SC) it could be…

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Today’s Sports Rap Sheet

None of these incidents warrant a full post, so we’re going to just start linking to them to save everyone some time: Southern’s athletic director arrested for soliciting prostitute WWL NFLPA’s Mike Vrabel arrested for alleged theft, calls it ‘misunderstanding’ USA Today Police: Raiders’ Louis Murphy arrested with unauthorized Viagra USA Today Tucson soccer coach accused of having sexual relationship with girl he coached Arizona Daily Star ESPN suspends Jalen…

April 5, 2011
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Father Tries to Scissor-Shank Another Parent at Youth Soccer Game

April 5, 2011

Parents are naturally protective of their children and this rings exceptionally true in Australia, where a fight broke out at an Under-11 soccer match.  Playing time–or the lack thereof–is believed to be the root of the problem between 2 fathers & a coach, who all took it to the level of a prison yard brawl when keys, scissors & a chair were used as weapons. (What, no one had a…

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High School Baseball Players Charged Over Chicken Sacrifice, Being a Stereotype

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April 5, 2011

Just what baseball needs: more players who think that superstition plays a greater part in the game than actual skill. Why don’t we just hold pagan services at the ballpark and get it over with already? Oh well, here’s the basics of the story: Two players on the Western Hills High School baseball team (Texas) decided they needed to “boost” their on-field performance so they did what any hard working…

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Alison Peck, Former Band Teacher Arrested for Sex With Boy, Going to Jail for Violating Probation

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April 4, 2011

It would seem simple enough to most of you, wouldn’t it?  You can either go to jail for a long time OR get probation and follow some simple rules (like staying off drugs and registering as a sex offended) to stay a free woman. How hard is that? Apparently for former band director Alison Peck, patient it was too much to handle, so a judge is sending her to jail…

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Duke Lacrosse Accusor, Crystal Mangum, Arrested for Allegedly Stabbing Boyfriend

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April 4, 2011

Remember the whole Duke Lacrosse Scandal back in 2006 when that stripper claimed some boys from the team raped her, health the DA got involved, professors demanded the boys be kicked out of school, and then it turned out to be a complete lie? Well, it looks like the exotic dancer involved in that incident, Crystal Mangum, is in trouble with the law again, but this time she’s the one…

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New Preakness Mascot is “Kegasus” a Drunken Half Man/Half Horse Centaur

April 3, 2011

From our “What Were They Thinking?” Department: The famed Preakness horse race, the second jewel in the Triple Crown, seems to think the only way to attract a hip, younger “partying” crowd is to promote the event using a centaur named Kegasus, a nipple-pierced, boozing centaur. No, really. This was the best plan they could come up with to promote something called “Infield Fest.” So, instead of making horse racing…

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UPDATE: We Got Our Butts Kicked in Friday’s BadJocks FreeRoll at DraftStreet.com

April 1, 2011

UPDATE: We know most of you are shocked to learn that we didn’t do so well in DraftStreet.com’s freeroll last Friday. It was a one day, basketball fantasy league, and we finished 8th . . . our of 8 teams. But, it was still crazy fun and we appreciate the guys at DraftStreet including us in this special promotion. You can still get a special bonus by entering the keyword…

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