Painful Sports Video: Giant Lacrosse Player Gives Cheap Shot to Opponent

Lacrosse video: player cheap shot to head with stick
April 21, 2011

First off: how is a guy this much bigger than everyone else playing lacrosse and not a professional wrestler? Second, do you really think it’s a good idea to give something that big a stick to beat other people with.  Okay, so the opposing player does have a helmet on, but he still gets knocked to the ground by Goliath in this video. The tape stops shortly after the cheap…

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Cheerleaders Stripped of National Title for Using Illegal Player – Cal State Long Beach

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April 21, 2011

Less than three weeks ago, the cheerleading squad for Cal State Long Beach performed at the National Cheerleaders Assn.’s competition in Daytona Beach, Fla., and won the title for its division. Congrats! Then, of course, an adviser to the group watched a video of the event and noticed something strange. At least one member of the squad (maybe more) had actually graduated back in December. Uh, oh. Of course, had…

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HS Baseball Coach & Assistants Fired, 18 Players Suspended After Beer Incident at Hotel

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April 20, 2011

It probably comes as no surprise to most of you that it’s probably NOT a good idea to give teenagers booze. Especially when you’re their coach and you’re at a hotel for an away baseball tournament in Arizona. Then again, it apparently DID seem like a good idea to at least one of the coaches at Burroughs High School (CA) and now the entire team (including three other coaches) are…

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Sports Video: Greatest HS Baseball Slide Home Ever?

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April 20, 2011

Some of the best sports videos come from high school games where anything goes. Take for example this Mississippi high school baseball game between South Panola and Tupelo. In the bottom of the sixth Tupelo’s J.D. Roberts hit one to left field and Caleb Walker (seen in the video) comes in from second base, rounds third and was told to keep going. He did. But, of course, the catcher for…

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New Zealand Youth Soccer Coach Accused of Sending Picture of His Junk to Player’s Mom

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April 19, 2011

On what planet does this ever really work? Heck, it didn’t even work for arguably one of the greatest professional football players of all time, Brett Favre, why would you think it would work for you, Mr. New Zealand Youth Soccer Coach? Here are the basics of the story: Steve Cain, 52, coached New Zealand’s under-17 World Cup boy’s soccer team. The mother of one of his players allegedly started…

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Reds Pitcher Arrested for Shoplifting $59 Worth of Stuff, Makes $425K a Year

Reds Mike Leake mug shot
April 19, 2011

Some things just never make sense.  Like why they insist on making movies out of old TV shows that weren’t really that popular to begin with. And, this case, of Cincinnati Reds pitcher Mike “Five Finger Discount” Leake who was arrested for shoplifting shortly before a game on Monday.  Leake’s big haul? Diamonds? Jewelry? IPads? Nope. He got caught cutting the tags off of six T-shirts at Macy’s with a…

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Painful Sports Video: World’s Worst Kiss Cam Operator?

Worst Kiss Cam Operator Ever
April 18, 2011

You know what the Kiss Cam is, don’t you? During breaks at arena sporting events (basketball, hockey, miniature golf tournaments) the arena cameramen get shots of couples in the crowd and get them–sometimes reluctantly–to kiss on cue. The guy running this camera thought he had a great idea with a couple of cheerleaders and then . . . well, you have to see what happens for yourself. World’s Greatest/Worst Kiss…

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Five Furman Footballers Foiled

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April 18, 2011

Freakin’ fantastic! From another chapter of “Schools That Must Recruit From Juvenile Detention Centers,” comes a story about 5 Furman football players – sounds like the beginning of a nursery rhyme but this 1 does not end happily ever after. It all started with a tip, that lead to a 2 week investigation, that culminated in the arrest of Aaron Riley, Jordan Griffin & Tim Lawrence, who needless to say…

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Ohio HS Swimming Champ Arrested on Gun, Drug Charges

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April 18, 2011

Less than two months ago, Andrew Bartley, 18, of Firestone High School in Akron, Ohio was on top of the world, winning the Division I 100-yard breast stroke for the second straight year.  Word was that he was going to get a college scholarship to swim and from there, who knows?  Today, Andrew sits in an Ohio jail in what started as a complaint at Firestone that he was trying…

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College Volleyball Coach Arrested in Internet Sex Sting, Resigns

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April 15, 2011

And yet another coach ruins his life after getting on the Internet, starting up a chat with someone he thought was an underage girl, and then finding out it was a middle-aged cop instead. Details from Victory Sports Network: Concordia University Irvine has accepted the resignation of Women’s Volleyball Head Coach Kyle Kvasnicka. The Jefferson County District Attorney’s Office in Colorado informed Concordia on April 12 that Kvasnicka was arrested…

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Jury Says Mr. Bulky Lied to Grand Jury About Steroid Use

Barry Bonds with long nose
April 14, 2011

Not really much to add to this other than: 1) Why did it take so long? 2) Does this really surprise anyone? We were telling you the truth back in 2007 and many people were giving us grief back then about slamming the “greatest player in baseball.” Should there be an asterisk next to his record 70 home runs? For that matter, any season totals for Mark McGwire or Sammy…

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Man Faces a Retro-Active Felony After 9th Unauthorized Visit to the Girls Locker Room!

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April 14, 2011

Normally we, here at Bad Jocks and The Dumbass Daily, would give no recognition to some sick piece of crap that preys on kids. They are all dumbasses, but rarely worthy of recognition. In the case of Brian Richard Lee, however, we will make an exception. Why? Because this is the 9th… That’s right, the 9th time he has been arrested for lewd behavior in a girl’s locker room! That’s…

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