Duke Linebacker Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine

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April 25, 2011

What a wild time it is down in Blue Devil Land.  1st, the lacrosse rape accuser from yesteryear is charged with murder & now comes news about sophomore linebacker Tyree Glover, who was busted for trafficking the 80’s drug of choice: cocaine. Coach David Cutliffe dismissed him from the team & offered this reasoning: “for conduct unbecoming of a member of the program”.  Let it now & forever be known…

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TMZ: Lenny Dykstra Investigated Over Naked Massage Claim

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April 25, 2011

Our friends over at TMZ are at it again! This time the have more breaking legal news for former MLB star Lenny Dykstra. (As you’ll recall, he was jailed earlier this month as part of a bankruptcy case, and was accused of illegally removing–and then selling–some personal property from his $18 million mansion without first getting permission from a bankruptcy trustee.) This time, it involves a claim by a woman…

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Women Work as Golf Caddies by Day, Prostitutes by Night

Danny Noonan Caddy Shack
April 22, 2011

We don’t remember seeing this at all in Caddyshack, do you? Or did they cut out that scene where Danny Noonan has sex with one of the club members after 18 holes of lugging his bag around. (That, in itself, just sounds wrong.) No, we’re pretty sure we’d remember something like that after having seen the movie about 100 times. So it must be that the caddies (in this case…

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HS Softball Coach, Out on Bond for Sex With Girls, Caught in Motel Room With One of the Victims

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April 22, 2011

Some people just don’t get it. The cops arrested you for having an inappropriate relationship with an underage girl (or two). You posted bond so you don’t have to sit in jail until the trial starts something in the next five years. But as part of your bond, you have to agree NOT to see any of your alleged victims. How hard is that? Apparently too hard for one Thomas…

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Painful Sports Video: Giant Lacrosse Player Gives Cheap Shot to Opponent

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April 21, 2011

First off: how is a guy this much bigger than everyone else playing lacrosse and not a professional wrestler? Second, do you really think it’s a good idea to give something that big a stick to beat other people with.  Okay, so the opposing player does have a helmet on, but he still gets knocked to the ground by Goliath in this video. The tape stops shortly after the cheap…

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Cheerleaders Stripped of National Title for Using Illegal Player – Cal State Long Beach

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April 21, 2011

Less than three weeks ago, the cheerleading squad for Cal State Long Beach performed at the National Cheerleaders Assn.’s competition in Daytona Beach, Fla., and won the title for its division. Congrats! Then, of course, an adviser to the group watched a video of the event and noticed something strange. At least one member of the squad (maybe more) had actually graduated back in December. Uh, oh. Of course, had…

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HS Baseball Coach & Assistants Fired, 18 Players Suspended After Beer Incident at Hotel

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April 20, 2011

It probably comes as no surprise to most of you that it’s probably NOT a good idea to give teenagers booze. Especially when you’re their coach and you’re at a hotel for an away baseball tournament in Arizona. Then again, it apparently DID seem like a good idea to at least one of the coaches at Burroughs High School (CA) and now the entire team (including three other coaches) are…

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Sports Video: Greatest HS Baseball Slide Home Ever?

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April 20, 2011

Some of the best sports videos come from high school games where anything goes. Take for example this Mississippi high school baseball game between South Panola and Tupelo. In the bottom of the sixth Tupelo’s J.D. Roberts hit one to left field and Caleb Walker (seen in the video) comes in from second base, rounds third and was told to keep going. He did. But, of course, the catcher for…

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