New Zealand Youth Soccer Coach Accused of Sending Picture of His Junk to Player’s Mom

April 19, 2011

On what planet does this ever really work? Heck, store it didn’t even work for arguably one of the greatest professional football players of all time, Brett Favre, why would you think it would work for you, Mr. New Zealand Youth Soccer Coach? Here are the basics of the story: Steve Cain, 52, coached New Zealand’s under-17 World Cup boy’s soccer team. The mother of one of his players allegedly…

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Reds Pitcher Arrested for Shoplifting $59 Worth of Stuff, Makes $425K a Year

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April 19, 2011

Some things just never make sense.  Like why they insist on making movies out of old TV shows that weren’t really that popular to begin with. And, this case, of Cincinnati Reds pitcher Mike “Five Finger Discount” Leake who was arrested for shoplifting shortly before a game on Monday.  Leake’s big haul? Diamonds? Jewelry? IPads? Nope. He got caught cutting the tags off of six T-shirts at Macy’s with a…

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Five Furman Footballers Foiled

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April 18, 2011

Freakin’ fantastic! From another chapter of “Schools That Must Recruit From Juvenile Detention Centers, ” comes a story about 5 Furman football players – sounds like the beginning of a nursery rhyme but this 1 does not end happily ever after. It all started with a tip, that lead to a 2 week investigation, that culminated in the arrest of Aaron Riley, Jordan Griffin & Tim Lawrence, who needless to…

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Ohio HS Swimming Champ Arrested on Gun, Drug Charges

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April 18, 2011

Less than two months ago, Andrew Bartley, 18, of Firestone High School in Akron, Ohio was on top of the world, winning the Division I 100-yard breast stroke for the second straight year.  Word was that he was going to get a college scholarship to swim and from there, who knows?  Today, Andrew sits in an Ohio jail in what started as a complaint at Firestone that he was trying…

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College Volleyball Coach Arrested in Internet Sex Sting, Resigns

Coach Kyle Kvasnicka
April 15, 2011

And yet another coach ruins his life after getting on the Internet, starting up a chat with someone he thought was an underage girl, and then finding out it was a middle-aged cop instead. Details from Victory Sports Network: Concordia University Irvine has accepted the resignation of Women’s Volleyball Head Coach Kyle Kvasnicka. The Jefferson County District Attorney’s Office in Colorado informed Concordia on April 12 that Kvasnicka was arrested…

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Jury Says Mr. Bulky Lied to Grand Jury About Steroid Use

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April 14, 2011

Not really much to add to this other than: 1) Why did it take so long? 2) Does this really surprise anyone? We were telling you the truth back in 2007 and many people were giving us grief back then about slamming the “greatest player in baseball.” Should there be an asterisk next to his record 70 home runs? For that matter, any season totals for Mark McGwire or Sammy…

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Former Coach, 70, Who Had Football Stadium Named After Him, Arrested for Rape of Girl, 16

Coach Philip Carter Horsey
April 13, 2011

Nothing that unusual about the basic details of this story:  adult male coach accused of sex with an underage girl. This time though, the accused, one Phillip Carter Horsey, 70, used to coach football at Montgomery Central High School (TN) and apparently was so good at it that after he retired from the game, they named a stadium after him. Apparently though, that is likely not going to keep Coach…

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College Coach Suspended for Slipping Girl the Tongue

April 12, 2011

Sometimes you need a pat on the back or maybe even a hug to get you thru the hard times.  But where is that line of going too far?  Paine College baseball coach Pete Cardenas apparently thinks that his magical tongue will make a girl feel better, and according to a 22 yo student (not under-aged for once!), that is taking it too far. Her complaint states that Cardenas “forced…

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Painful Sports Video: Disqualified Boxer Punches Referee – Khoren Gevor

April 12, 2011

Likely this all stems from being named Khoren, but that’s beside the point. Mr. Gevor, a former EBU Middleweight Champ, was fighting Robert Stieglitz when the two of them took a hard tumble to the mat and Stieglitz got a nasty cut on the head. Referee Manfred “Don’t Call Me Manny” Küchler then disqualified Khoren who then decided to kick the ref’s ass, which is where the video starts. Who…

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Drunken Lady Rugby Player, 18, Arrested After Head Butting . . . the Ground? Kayleigh Callaway-Bawden

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April 11, 2011

Rugby players getting drunk and getting into trouble is nothing new. Lady rugby players getting drunk and busting up some store windows near a bar, now THAT’S new. Meet Kayleigh Callaway-Bawden, who plays for England on an under-20 level team, was reportedly at  a bar with a friend and had quite a bit to drink (according to one report, she had five large bottles of cider, along with a number…

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Ray’s Slugger Manny Ramirez Retires From Baseball After 2nd Positive Drug Test

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April 11, 2011

Wait a minute . . . when Manny tested positive back in 2009 for a banned substance, wasn’t that all a big misunderstanding with some hint that he was given the drug so he and his wife could have a baby? Who could fault a guy for juicing–we mean, taking a perfectly legal fertility drug–so he could enlarge his family? At the time, we recall most people being pretty supportive…

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LeBron James Drunk Mom Arrested for Slapping Parking Valet – Rockefeller Sorel

Rockefeller Sorel, valet slapped by Lebron James mother Gloria
April 8, 2011

The mother of NBA star LeBron James was arrested by police in Miami early Thursday morning after a parking valet, Rockefeller Sorel (pictured right), accused her of striking him.  Gloria James was charged with battery and disorderly intoxication, as it also appeared that she had been drinking at the time of the incident, around 4:45 in the morning. At least one celebrity rumor website is reporting that Momma James pulled…

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