Painful Sports Video: A Compilation of Soccer Fouls & Flops from a Single Match

Still from Real Madrid soccer video
I Fell on My Car Keys!

In some respects this looks more like a hockey game than a soccer match with bodies flying everywhere. I haven’t see this many ankles grabbed in a single day since we covered the World Shin Kicking Championships in Australia a few years back.

This “game” involves the team from Real Madrid (as opposed to the Fake Madrid most of you watch here in the US) and for some reason they are either the dirtiest soccer team ever or the opposing team from Venice Acting Academy are all made of tissue paper. Watch the video and you decide. We’re going to go out an buy some shin guards for our trip to Spain later this month.