None of these incidents warrant a full post, so we’re going to just start linking to them to save everyone some time:

Southern’s athletic director arrested for soliciting prostitute WWL

NFLPA’s Mike Vrabel arrested for alleged theft, calls it ‘misunderstanding’ USA Today

Police: Raiders’ Louis Murphy arrested with unauthorized Viagra USA Today

Tucson soccer coach accused of having sexual relationship with girl he coached Arizona Daily Star

ESPN suspends Jalen Rose for DUI arrest Orlando Sentinel (blog)