Anus Touching Hazing Leads to Arrest

Junior varsity players get no respect & they probably hate the bus ride on away games because that seems to be when all the newsworthy debauchery happens.  Take for instance this story of a hazing incident which lead to the arrest of 6 people, including 2 adults.  JV players had their faces shoved into other people’s butts but it does not stop there.  The allegations reveal that these buttocks must…

April 29, 2011
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Drunk Stripper Accused of Selling Ecstasy at Memorial Golf Tournament

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April 29, 2011

It’s still early in the year, but this very well could be our “Bad Jock of the Year” story for 2011. Just listen to this: The nice folks in Corbin, Kentucky, like many communities this time of year, were having a charity golf scramble to raise money for a good cause. In this case, it was the Joey Taylor Memorial Golf Scramble, named after local avid golfer Joey Taylor, with…

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Hockey Player Assaults Referee After Slashing Call on Teammate

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April 28, 2011

This one gets kind of confusing, but we’ll see if we can sort it out. To start off, there was an adult league hockey game in Connecticut. (Got that so far?) With about a minute left in the game, referee Peter Tarantino calls a slashing foul on a player from one team who promptly gets into a fight with an opposing player and both men go down on the ice….

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Even More Trouble For Lenny Dykstra?

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April 27, 2011

Lenny Dykstra was a three-time All-Star in 1990, 1994 and 1995, all with Philadelphia, and he won the World Series in 1988 with the New York Mets, but since he’s retired, he has all but ruined his legacy with a number of legal problems, each seemingly more baffling than the last. Most know that he has had problems with his business affairs in the past, and now he’s in hot…

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NFL Players Getting Stabbed Left and Right by Loved Ones

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April 27, 2011

We didn’t really think much of it earlier this week when Miami Dolphins receiver Brandon Marshall was allegedly stabbed in the stomach by his wife, Michi Nogami-Marshall. Yes, there was some silly story about him “falling on a vase” at first when cops showed up, but other than that, there wasn’t that much to the story, so we let it go. But then today – BAM! A second NFL player…

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Painful Sports Video: A Compilation of Soccer Fouls & Flops from a Single Match

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April 27, 2011

In some respects this looks more like a hockey game than a soccer match with bodies flying everywhere. I haven’t see this many ankles grabbed in a single day since we covered the World Shin Kicking Championships in Australia a few years back. This “game” involves the team from Real Madrid (as opposed to the Fake Madrid most of you watch here in the US) and for some reason they…

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“Father of the Year” Finalist Punches Baseball Coach When Son Cut From Playoff Roster

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April 27, 2011

Here’s something we didn’t know: in Florida high school baseball, the coach has to trim the team’s roster to only 20 players during the playoffs. Meaning, of course, that some kids who have played hard for the team all season won’t be on the bus for a possible championship run. But rules are rules and the coaches try to follow them. Coaches like Miami Springs Senior High baseball coach Jason…

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UK Soccer Mascot Sets Up Fake Tank on Field, “Shoots” Opposing Fans

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April 27, 2011

We just love the creativity of the British soccer mascots. A few years back, one dress like a ram took an opposing team’s flag and used it as mock toilet paper. Others are known for doing equally vile things . . . sometimes to their own fans. This time, we have a mascot for the town of Dunfermline–known as Sammy the Tammy–who decided to build a small cardboard tank, then…

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Duke Linebacker Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine

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April 25, 2011

What a wild time it is down in Blue Devil Land.  1st, the lacrosse rape accuser from yesteryear is charged with murder & now comes news about sophomore linebacker Tyree Glover, who was busted for trafficking the 80’s drug of choice: cocaine. Coach David Cutliffe dismissed him from the team & offered this reasoning: “for conduct unbecoming of a member of the program”.  Let it now & forever be known…

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TMZ: Lenny Dykstra Investigated Over Naked Massage Claim

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April 25, 2011

Our friends over at TMZ are at it again! This time the have more breaking legal news for former MLB star Lenny Dykstra. (As you’ll recall, he was jailed earlier this month as part of a bankruptcy case, and was accused of illegally removing–and then selling–some personal property from his $18 million mansion without first getting permission from a bankruptcy trustee.) This time, it involves a claim by a woman…

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Women Work as Golf Caddies by Day, Prostitutes by Night

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April 22, 2011

We don’t remember seeing this at all in Caddyshack, do you? Or did they cut out that scene where Danny Noonan has sex with one of the club members after 18 holes of lugging his bag around. (That, in itself, just sounds wrong.) No, we’re pretty sure we’d remember something like that after having seen the movie about 100 times. So it must be that the caddies (in this case…

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HS Softball Coach, Out on Bond for Sex With Girls, Caught in Motel Room With One of the Victims

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April 22, 2011

Some people just don’t get it. The cops arrested you for having an inappropriate relationship with an underage girl (or two). You posted bond so you don’t have to sit in jail until the trial starts something in the next five years. But as part of your bond, you have to agree NOT to see any of your alleged victims. How hard is that? Apparently too hard for one Thomas…

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