Monthly Archives: April 2011

Anus Touching Hazing Leads to Arrest

Junior varsity players get no respect & they probably hate the bus ride on away games because that seems to be when all the newsworthy debauchery happens.  Take for instance this story of a hazing incident which lead to the … Continue reading

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Drunk Stripper Accused of Selling Ecstasy at Memorial Golf Tournament

It’s still early in the year, but this very well could be our “Bad Jock of the Year” story for 2011. Just listen to this: The nice folks in Corbin, Kentucky, like many communities this time of year, were having … Continue reading

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Hockey Player Assaults Referee After Slashing Call on Teammate

This one gets kind of confusing, but we’ll see if we can sort it out. To start off, there was an adult league hockey game in Connecticut. (Got that so far?) With about a minute left in the game, referee … Continue reading

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Even More Trouble For Lenny Dykstra?

Lenny Dykstra was a three-time All-Star in 1990, 1994 and 1995, all with Philadelphia, and he won the World Series in 1988 with the New York Mets, but since he’s retired, he has all but ruined his legacy with a … Continue reading

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NFL Players Getting Stabbed Left and Right by Loved Ones

We didn’t really think much of it earlier this week when Miami Dolphins receiver Brandon Marshall was allegedly stabbed in the stomach by his wife, Michi Nogami-Marshall. Yes, there was some silly story about him “falling on a vase” at … Continue reading

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Painful Sports Video: A Compilation of Soccer Fouls & Flops from a Single Match

In some respects this looks more like a hockey game than a soccer match with bodies flying everywhere. I haven’t see this many ankles grabbed in a single day since we covered the World Shin Kicking Championships in Australia a … Continue reading

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“Father of the Year” Finalist Punches Baseball Coach When Son Cut From Playoff Roster

Here’s something we didn’t know: in Florida high school baseball, the coach has to trim the team’s roster to only 20 players during the playoffs. Meaning, of course, that some kids who have played hard for the team all season … Continue reading

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UK Soccer Mascot Sets Up Fake Tank on Field, “Shoots” Opposing Fans

We just love the creativity of the British soccer mascots. A few years back, one dress like a ram took an opposing team’s flag and used it as mock toilet paper. Others are known for doing equally vile things . … Continue reading

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Duke Linebacker Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine

What a wild time it is down in Blue Devil Land.  1st, the lacrosse rape accuser from yesteryear is charged with murder & now comes news about sophomore linebacker Tyree Glover, who was busted for trafficking the 80′s drug of … Continue reading

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TMZ: Lenny Dykstra Investigated Over Naked Massage Claim

Our friends over at TMZ are at it again! This time the have more breaking legal news for former MLB star Lenny Dykstra. (As you’ll recall, he was jailed earlier this month as part of a bankruptcy case, and was … Continue reading

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