Former Pitt Lineman So Drunk, Cops Have to Taser Him Four Times – Fernando Diaz

March 3, 2011

Not since the infamous Carl Eller “garage” incident back in 2008 has it taken so much electricity to bring down a single human being. According to police reports Fernando Diaz, for sale a redshirt freshman lineman for the Panthers who was trying to work his way back on the team, case had to be Tasered a record-tying four times before he would comply.  Oakland, malady CA officers say that they…


Utah Football Player Arrested for DUI, Caught Driving Wrong Way on Freeway – Nai Fatu

Utah Fotu's mug shot for DUI arrest
March 1, 2011

Early Sunday morning, check (it’s always ‘early Sunday morning’, diagnosis isn’t it?), University of Utah linebacker Nai Fatu was parked in his Ford Explorer facing the wrong way on S.R. 201, when one of those pesky State Troopers shows up. The police had been getting calls about a car going the wrong way on I-80. (Scenes from Trains, Plains, and Automobiles are running through my head right now). As the…