Two Michigan State Football Players Arrested for Bar Fight in Aspen, One Tasered by Cops

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March 13, 2011

Michigan State’s head football coach, Mark Dantonio is a known as a tough, no nonsense guy who has had to deal with a number of off-field incidents in his short stint with the Spartans. One has to wonder if some of the stress of dealing with young men acting like children had something to do with his heart attack last season. Hopefully he has fully recovered because we have some…

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Guess the Crime: UW Basketball Player Has Sex With Two 16-Year-Old Girls After Giving Them Alcohol Hint: It Happened in Seattle

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March 11, 2011

Answer? Furnishing alcohol to a minor. It was a surprise to me, I thought the age of consent did not go below 17 anywhere in the U.S. I was wrong, because in Seattle the age of consent is sixteen. Still, It appears as if the police were looking to charge Venoy Overton, age 22 and a University of Washington men’s basketball team player, with some kind of sex charge on…

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Drunk Miguel Cabrera Tells Bar Patrons: “I Will Kill All of You, I Will Blow This Place Up!”

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March 10, 2011

We’re starting to get a clearer picture of the evening that the Tiger’s Miguel Cabrera had back in Fbruary when he was arrested by Florida police for DUI . . . and it is not pretty.  And it is not just about the drinking: many a good man has had one two many, gotten behind the wheel and then been pulled over by the cops. We can all almost understand…

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Painful Sports Video: Soccer Player Scores Goal in First Four Seconds of Game

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March 9, 2011

We have no idea where this happened or when. What we do know is that if this happened like, twenty times a game in soccer, more Americans would be fans.  Maybe soccer goals need to be taller so it would be easier to just kick it over the goal keepers head. No, seriously. This is like a full court shot to start a basketball game, only better because no one…

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Video: UK Soccer Player Given Red Card for . . . Tackling Streaker?

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March 9, 2011

First off, right up until the end, this is the most boring streaker video we have ever seen. They guy runs out with some kind of Afro wig on and then no one chases him. And when security does start to close in, they don’t seem real interested in tackling his naked behind. (Would you?) Finally, a soccer player on the yellow team takes matters into his own hands and…

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HS Coach Arrested for Trying to Make Art With . . . Bodily Fluids?

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March 8, 2011

Junior high coaches tend to be tough and dirty whereas art teachers tend to be creative and eccentric …  two opposite ends of the spectrum, so what happens when you put them together?  You get Charles Reilly, art teacher & coach extraordinaire who tried to make some creatively dirty art that just happened to also be illegal. So what lewdness did he come up with?  Reilly tried to convince boys…

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Yahoo Sports: Ohio State Coach Jim Tressel Knew About Players Selling Gear Last April

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March 8, 2011

Remember that whole hubbub at the end of the last college football season about Ohio State Football players selling memorabilia given to them by the university to collectors to make a little cash on the side? And rather than keep the Buckeyes out of their big bucks bowl game, the NCAA decided to suspend the players–including starting quarterback Terrelle Pryor–at the beginning of NEXT season as punishment? And everyone went…

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Painful Non-Sports Video: Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan

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March 8, 2011

Not together, you see, although that would be one monumental train wreck if these two ever decided to start dating. What we do have is video footage of both of these celebrities, and not of their finest work. Over at YouGottaSeeThisVideo.com, there’s footage from Charlie’s latest video effort “Sheen’s Korner.” If CBS and Chuck Lorre weren’t worried before about how talented this guy is on his own, they should be…

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