‘Bama’s Barron Busted for Bullsh*tting Badge

Alabama's Mark Barron mug shot
March 21, 2011

University of Alabama safety Mark “The Genius” Barron was arrested Sunday morning for hindering prosecution, according to Mobile Police. “Hindering prosecution” is another way of saying he was B-S*’ing a badge. It would seem that Barron has a big soft spot for his cousin, who he was taking the fall for. About 5:00 A.M. a vehicle was reported abandoned on I-10 at Michigan Avenue. It had crashed into the retaining…

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Tiger Woods Dating 7-Year-Old?

Alyse Lahti Johnston
March 21, 2011

Yes, that’s what I thought when I read a story yesterday when the news first broke and I said out loud, “He really has struck rock bottom.” So, of course, I started writing a post raking arguably the World’s Greatest Golfer over the coals for getting it on with a REALLY underage girl, when I actually started reading the article about his new girlfriend. First off, in her picture (which…

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Soccer Player Taken Off in Stretcher After Poke in Eye From Teammate During Goal Celebration

soccer player poked in eye
March 21, 2011

Professional soccer players appear to fall down when a strong breeze comes by anymore. In this painless, Painful Sports Video, a guy from the team in the green is just minding his own business, hugging teammates after a goal when Johnny Giantfingers comes running in and pokes him right n the eye, . . . or maybe near the eye, . . . or possibly just in the general head…

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If an NFL Player Craps in the Woods, and There’ No Collective Bargaining Agreement, Does It Make a Sound?

National Football League logo
March 21, 2011

Without realizing it, Dallas Cowboys’ defensive back Bryan McCann may have fired the first shot in a new professional football players strike. First off though, McCann has already changed the rules about getting arrested for public intoxication. Instead of playing the “Do you know who I am?” card with the cops or getting tasered trying to drunkenly run away, McCann came out of the incident wrapping himself in the American…

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Sexting, Porn, and All Male HS Jock Slumber Parties

Coach David Kader mug shot
March 21, 2011

This story has all the usual requirements of a BadJocks story:  inappropriate sexting & people that are “shocked” by the allegations.  What makes this one super-extra-special, is that it involves a sleepover.  What’s so bad about that? … wait for it … wait for it … A sleepover between a 53 year old male coach, David A. Kader, & some of his high school varsity basketball players.  What the deuce…

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Naked Female Water Jocks + National Lottery = Controversy

uk-naked-swimmers
March 18, 2011

Recently, the folks at the UK’s Daily Mail decided to do something to help promote that country’s female Olympic “water” athletes and had a dozen of them show up at a local pool to be photographed underwater . . . naked.  But, of course, not the usual “Why did I post that on Facebook?” nudes. These are the kind of nude shots where young ladies either cover up their naughty…

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March Madness/Drunk Food Madness – Ranking All 68 Teams

kentucky-mega-ho-burger
March 18, 2011

There are any number of ways to rank teams participating in this year’s NCAA Men’s Championship Basketball Tournament. But how come no one ever thought to rank the teams by the most popular food purchased by drunk students at 2 am? It took the geniuses as EndlessSimmer.com to figure out not only the most popular drunk foods on all 68 campuses, but then they also went and ranked them. One…

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Painful Sports Video: Tiger Woods (?) Farts During Golf Tournament

Tiger Woods allegedly farting during tournament
March 17, 2011

At a high class operation like BadJocks, you almost hate to report on something like this, but it is news and it is a slow bad jock sports day, so here it is. Okay, so we can’t be sure it was Tiger Woods, but he is closest to the camera when you hear it. A video from the Tavistock Cup this week as Golf Network cameras caught Tiger’s partner teeing…

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