Mom Calls Cops After School Tells Her it Will Take Months to Investigate Report That a Coach Had Sex With Daughter

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March 23, 2011

So, a “school resource officer” (in-school cop) sees an adult coach escorting an underage high school girl from campus on Valentine’s Day and reports it. Same resource officer takes girl home after she comes back from this little rendezvous and her mother calls the school to find out WTF is going on between her daughter and the coach. School says it will investigate, but it could take several months. What…

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Bulldogs Winning Without Their Mascot

Butler Bulldogs
March 22, 2011

One of the things that captured the most attention during Butler’s run to the NCAA Tournament final last year was their mascot, Blue II, who is a staple at Butler home games (and some road games). The Bulldogs all pat their mascot as they’re being introduced, but the NCAA ruled that no live mascots would be allowed in arenas during the regional games. However, Butler is still overcoming the March…

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New BadJocks Sister Site: The Daily Sports Scan

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March 22, 2011

Today we unveil a new site that we hope you will all find useful: The Daily Sports Scan. DSS puts all the headlines from all the top sports sites (as well as the NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL & NCAA web sites) in one convenient location. We even have headlines from other “minor sports” (not sports with minors) such as tennis, golf, volleyball, rugby, cricket and soccer. If we missed your…

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TMZ: Gloria Allred to Hold Press Conference With Teen Prostitute After Lawrence Taylor is Sentenced in Sex Case

Gloria Allred and Lawrence Taylor
March 22, 2011

This does not look good for LT. As you may recall, the former NFL star got caught last year with that underage prostitute. He’s supposed to be sentenced today and the plea deal he struck will be for misdemeanors instead of felonies. That’s good news, but now our friends at TMZ are saying that following that sentencing, noted attorney Gloria Allred will hold a press conference. Lawrence Taylor will get…

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‘Bama’s Barron Busted for Bullsh*tting Badge

Alabama's Mark Barron mug shot
March 21, 2011

University of Alabama safety Mark “The Genius” Barron was arrested Sunday morning for hindering prosecution, according to Mobile Police. “Hindering prosecution” is another way of saying he was B-S*’ing a badge. It would seem that Barron has a big soft spot for his cousin, who he was taking the fall for. About 5:00 A.M. a vehicle was reported abandoned on I-10 at Michigan Avenue. It had crashed into the retaining…

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Tiger Woods Dating 7-Year-Old?

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March 21, 2011

Yes, that’s what I thought when I read a story yesterday when the news first broke and I said out loud, “He really has struck rock bottom.” So, of course, I started writing a post raking arguably the World’s Greatest Golfer over the coals for getting it on with a REALLY underage girl, when I actually started reading the article about his new girlfriend. First off, in her picture (which…

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Soccer Player Taken Off in Stretcher After Poke in Eye From Teammate During Goal Celebration

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March 21, 2011

Professional soccer players appear to fall down when a strong breeze comes by anymore. In this painless, Painful Sports Video, a guy from the team in the green is just minding his own business, hugging teammates after a goal when Johnny Giantfingers comes running in and pokes him right n the eye, . . . or maybe near the eye, . . . or possibly just in the general head…

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If an NFL Player Craps in the Woods, and There’ No Collective Bargaining Agreement, Does It Make a Sound?

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March 21, 2011

Without realizing it, Dallas Cowboys’ defensive back Bryan McCann may have fired the first shot in a new professional football players strike. First off though, McCann has already changed the rules about getting arrested for public intoxication. Instead of playing the “Do you know who I am?” card with the cops or getting tasered trying to drunkenly run away, McCann came out of the incident wrapping himself in the American…

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Sexting, Porn, and All Male HS Jock Slumber Parties

Coach David Kader mug shot
March 21, 2011

This story has all the usual requirements of a BadJocks story:  inappropriate sexting & people that are “shocked” by the allegations.  What makes this one super-extra-special, is that it involves a sleepover.  What’s so bad about that? … wait for it … wait for it … A sleepover between a 53 year old male coach, David A. Kader, & some of his high school varsity basketball players.  What the deuce…

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Naked Female Water Jocks + National Lottery = Controversy

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March 18, 2011

Recently, the folks at the UK’s Daily Mail decided to do something to help promote that country’s female Olympic “water” athletes and had a dozen of them show up at a local pool to be photographed underwater . . . naked.  But, of course, not the usual “Why did I post that on Facebook?” nudes. These are the kind of nude shots where young ladies either cover up their naughty…

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March Madness/Drunk Food Madness – Ranking All 68 Teams

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March 18, 2011

There are any number of ways to rank teams participating in this year’s NCAA Men’s Championship Basketball Tournament. But how come no one ever thought to rank the teams by the most popular food purchased by drunk students at 2 am? It took the geniuses as EndlessSimmer.com to figure out not only the most popular drunk foods on all 68 campuses, but then they also went and ranked them. One…

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Painful Sports Video: Tiger Woods (?) Farts During Golf Tournament

Tiger Woods allegedly farting during tournament
March 17, 2011

At a high class operation like BadJocks, you almost hate to report on something like this, but it is news and it is a slow bad jock sports day, so here it is. Okay, so we can’t be sure it was Tiger Woods, but he is closest to the camera when you hear it. A video from the Tavistock Cup this week as Golf Network cameras caught Tiger’s partner teeing…

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