New BadJocks Sister Site: The Daily Sports Scan

March 22, 2011

Today we unveil a new site that we hope you will all find useful: The Daily Sports Scan. DSS puts all the headlines from all the top sports sites (as well as the NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL & NCAA web sites) in one convenient location. We even have headlines from other “minor sports” (not sports with minors) such as tennis, golf, volleyball, rugby, cricket and soccer. If we missed your…

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‘Bama’s Barron Busted for Bullsh*tting Badge

Alabama's Mark Barron mug shot
March 21, 2011

University of Alabama safety Mark “The Genius” Barron was arrested Sunday morning for hindering prosecution, according to Mobile Police. “Hindering prosecution” is another way of saying he was B-S*’ing a badge. It would seem that Barron has a big soft spot for his cousin, who he was taking the fall for. About 5:00 A.M. a vehicle was reported abandoned on I-10 at Michigan Avenue. It had crashed into the retaining…

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Tiger Woods Dating 7-Year-Old?

Alyse Lahti Johnston
March 21, 2011

Yes, advice that’s what I thought when I read a story yesterday when the news first broke and I said out loud, “He really has struck rock bottom.” So, of course, I started writing a post raking arguably the World’s Greatest Golfer over the coals for getting it on with a REALLY underage girl, when I actually started reading the article about his new girlfriend. First off, in her picture…

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If an NFL Player Craps in the Woods, and There’ No Collective Bargaining Agreement, Does It Make a Sound?

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March 21, 2011

Without realizing it, Dallas Cowboys’ defensive back Bryan McCann may have fired the first shot in a new professional football players strike. First off though, McCann has already changed the rules about getting arrested for public intoxication. Instead of playing the “Do you know who I am?” card with the cops or getting tasered trying to drunkenly run away, McCann came out of the incident wrapping himself in the American…

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March Madness/Drunk Food Madness – Ranking All 68 Teams

March 18, 2011

There are any number of ways to rank teams participating in this year’s NCAA Men’s Championship Basketball Tournament. But how come no one ever thought to rank the teams by the most popular food purchased by drunk students at 2 am? It took the geniuses as EndlessSimmer.com to figure out not only the most popular drunk foods on all 68 campuses, but then they also went and ranked them. One…

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Painful Sports Video: Tiger Woods (?) Farts During Golf Tournament

March 17, 2011

At a high class operation like BadJocks, you almost hate to report on something like this, but it is news and it is a slow bad jock sports day, cheap so here it is. Okay, so we can’t be sure it was Tiger Woods, but he is closest to the camera when you hear it. A video from the Tavistock Cup this week as Golf Network cameras caught Tiger’s partner…

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College Dance Team Apologizes For, But Also Defends, Use of Straitjackets in Performance

Robert Morris Dance Team in straitjacket costumes
March 17, 2011

And they said we were crazy for posting this story! (Cue the hate emails from people with real mental illness or their family members.) Usually we report on incidents with high school or college dance teams when their uniforms are too tight or their “lap dance” inspired routine offends some parents. This time though, we have a bunch of young women who thought it would be a good “artistic choice”…

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Teens Use Golfers for BB Gun Target Practice

March 17, 2011

How bored are teenagers today? Bored enough to pull out the old BB gun and take target practice . . . on some golfers at a nearby course. Not a lot of details on this story, but it is interesting that even after the cops caught these would-be gangsters that all they did was tell them to stop shooting. No tasering, no cuffing them and beating them with a night…

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HS Football Coach/Father – Son Duo Arrested in Drug Investigation

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March 15, 2011

Playing catch with your son is a common pass time for many fathers.  For a man that is not only a high school football coach but also the athletic director, this could even be mandatory but sometimes bonding requires more than just a pig skin.  So true for David Coates who spent quality time with his son, Joseph, peddling marijuana, LSD & ecstasy. After a 10 month investigation into the…

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At PPV Event, Pro Wrestler Jeff Hardy Appears Under the Influence, Loses to Sting in 88 Second

March 14, 2011

Think the people who paid to watch this thought they got their money’s worth?  We didn’t see this TNA Wrestling event, so we’ll let the Baltimore Sun fill you in on the details in this heavyweight championship bout between Sting and Jeff Hardy that lasted under a minute and a half, most of the time spent on Hardy attempting to throw his shirt to the crowd as a souvenir. Otherwise,…

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Armed Robbery Apparently Does NOT Meet Auburn U’s High Standard of Conduct for Athletes

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March 14, 2011

Auburn University’s football team must be cursed or they do most of their recruiting from juvenile hall.  Just last Monday, running back Eric Smith was dismissed from the team after being charged w/ 3rd degree domestic violence and today 4 more players have been arrested.  The charges consist of robbery in the 1st degree, burglary in the 1st degree & theft of property in the 1st degree … gold star…

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Painful Sports Video: Soccer Player Nut Grab

March 13, 2011

Seems like every time we turn around there’s a new video for a professional soccer player either taking a dive for a non-existent injury, taking a cheap shot at an opposing player. This latest video shows what can happen when someone is grabbing for a soccer ball when both of you are on the ground. Certainly one of the more Painful Sports Videos we’ve ever posted. Shoulda worn that cup,…

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