Painful Sports Video: Soccer Player Scores Goal in First Four Seconds of Game

Soccer goal scored four seconds into gameWe have no idea where this happened or when. What we do know is that if this happened like, twenty times a game in soccer, more Americans would be fans.  Maybe soccer goals need to be taller so it would be easier to just kick it over the goal keepers head.

No, seriously. This is like a full court shot to start a basketball game, only better because no one EVER does this in soccer.