Painless Sports Video: Soccer Floppers Are Here!

Soccer video: player slaps own face with opponents hand
February 25, 2011

Yes, it seems that all competitive athletes try to get an edge against their opponents, whether it’s the latest equipment, the newest training techniques, watching film looking for weakness and a few “game day” ploys that are often overlooked. But when it comes to all out fakery, we think the winner hands down has to be professional soccer where the official logo is a player writhing on the ground holding…

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Upset With Referee’s Call Field Hockey Fans in India Pelt Visiting Players With Bottles and . . . Slippers?

bunny slipper like those thrown at field hockey players in India
February 24, 2011

We know what big field hockey fans most BadJocks readers are (duh!) so it comes as no surprise to most of you how fired up fans get while watching guys in skirts run around a field slapping at a small ball (What, only the girls wear skirts in field hockey? Sorry about that). Anyway, the fans at the hockey stadium in Morhabadi, India were not pleased with a call made…

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Commodore’s Mascot Climbs Into Stands, Does Great Impression of Ron Artest (w. video)

vanderbilt-mascot-punches-fan
February 23, 2011

EDITOR’S NOTE: For those of your who are not familiar with Ron Artest, he was an NBA player involved in the infamous “Malice at the Palace” incident between the Detroit Pistons and Indiana Pacers on November 19, 2004, at The Palace of Auburn Hills. A fan allegedly threw something at Artest following a scuffle with the Pistons and he went into the stands looking to kick some ass. He is…

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Golf Cart Catches Fire, Man Burns Hand Retrieving, uh . . . Golf Clubs. Yeah, That’s It, His Golf Clubs

golf-cart-fire
February 23, 2011

Okay, so there’s nothing funny AT ALL about a guy burning his hand–even moderately–after the golf cart he was driving catches fire. Okay, it would have been a little funny if he burned it grabbing for his beer instead of his golf clubs, but if you have ever wondered what an electric golf cart would look like after catching fire, you have to check out the full picture at the…

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Miguel Cabrera is Latest Player in Theme of the Week; Shameful Arrest, DUI, and ‘DO You Know Me’ Card

Miguel-Cabrera-DUI-mug-shot
February 23, 2011

EDITOR’S NOTE: Yes, I know Cabrera got arrested last week for DUI, but it was my fault that Benjamin Bradley’s article about him did not get published, so here you go. Better late than never, right? I am new at the sports writing game. Is it always like this? Should we change the phrase, ‘A few bad apples’, to, ‘Half of y’all’? Seriously, I almost headlined this article with “Cabrera…

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Germany Crowns ‘Naked Sledging World Champion’

naked-sledding-champion
February 23, 2011

UPDATE: There is now a Not Safe For Work video of this event, if the pictures at the Metro site aren’t enough for you. PerthNow EARLIER: Okay, first off, we must warn you that the link below to the actual story at the UK’s Metro website is Not Safe For Work. Let us repeat: this is not like an American newspaper where they will blur a model’s cleavage on the…

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Golf + Drugs + Teen Dancers = Sweet! Ehhemm… I Mean, Disgusting!

royal-musselburgh-graphic
February 23, 2011

EDITOR’S NOTE: Another new writer here at BadJocks: Stinkweed Pete. If you have a comment on this story you can email him at stinkweedpete@badjocks.com or visit his website, stinkweedpete.com. Not sure how to feel about this one…  The part of me that regularly acknowledges responsibility and control says “No.”; but my “party-on” side says ” Oh, Hell yeah…  Beeoooootttcchhhhhh!!!!!”.  All I know for sure is that if you find yourself…

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