Golf Cart Catches Fire, Man Burns Hand Retrieving, uh . . . Golf Clubs. Yeah, That’s It, His Golf Clubs

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February 23, 2011

Okay, so there’s nothing funny AT ALL about a guy burning his hand–even moderately–after the golf cart he was driving catches fire. Okay, it would have been a little funny if he burned it grabbing for his beer instead of his golf clubs, but if you have ever wondered what an electric golf cart would look like after catching fire, you have to check out the full picture at the…

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Miguel Cabrera is Latest Player in Theme of the Week; Shameful Arrest, DUI, and ‘DO You Know Me’ Card

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February 23, 2011

EDITOR’S NOTE: Yes, I know Cabrera got arrested last week for DUI, but it was my fault that Benjamin Bradley’s article about him did not get published, so here you go. Better late than never, right? I am new at the sports writing game. Is it always like this? Should we change the phrase, ‘A few bad apples’, to, ‘Half of y’all’? Seriously, I almost headlined this article with “Cabrera…

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Germany Crowns ‘Naked Sledging World Champion’

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February 23, 2011

UPDATE: There is now a Not Safe For Work video of this event, if the pictures at the Metro site aren’t enough for you. PerthNow EARLIER: Okay, first off, we must warn you that the link below to the actual story at the UK’s Metro website is Not Safe For Work. Let us repeat: this is not like an American newspaper where they will blur a model’s cleavage on the…

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Golf + Drugs + Teen Dancers = Sweet! Ehhemm… I Mean, Disgusting!

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February 23, 2011

EDITOR’S NOTE: Another new writer here at BadJocks: Stinkweed Pete. If you have a comment on this story you can email him at stinkweedpete@badjocks.com or visit his website, stinkweedpete.com. Not sure how to feel about this one…  The part of me that regularly acknowledges responsibility and control says “No.”; but my “party-on” side says ” Oh, Hell yeah…  Beeoooootttcchhhhhh!!!!!”.  All I know for sure is that if you find yourself…

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Just 4 Players Brawling, 1 Coach Stripping to his Knickers and Screaming, That’s All

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February 22, 2011

What is it? Why, it’s Hockey, of course! Hockey is already an entertaining sport, but then you have fights breaking out, fans banging on the glass, and coaches taking off their clothes and throwing them piece by piece onto the ice while screaming at the top of their lungs. Well, not that last one so much. Last Friday night, though, Colorado Eagles assistant coach Greg Pankiewicz made sure to complete…

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Holy Crap! Holy Family Univeristy Coach Suspended for Attacking Player in B-Ball Practice

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February 21, 2011

You’d think a school with the name Holy Family University would have a nice, calm atmosphere where even if the men’s basketball team sucked, no one would really care . . . right? Not really. The Holy Family is a rough place and, apparently, they don’t care for snitches either. A former player who was allegedly knocked down and kicked by coach John O’Connor during a rough practice is taking…

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Based on the Trailer – Hall Pass

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February 21, 2011

Based on the trailer, the movie Hall Pass looks like a winner. Then again, we have been fooled before by movie trailers that put all the best jokes IN the trailer, so you have essentially seen the movie in under two minutes. Hopefully this is not the case with Hall Pass. The cast includes Alyssa Milano, Owen Wilson, Christina Applegate, Richard Jenkins, and Vanessa Angel and was directed by the…

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HS Wrestling Coach Texts Female Team Manager for Bedroom Fun & Smoking Weed

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February 21, 2011

Texting is fast becoming a common feature of the stories on this site (remember when it used to be MySpace?), which is rather surprising since it leaves a trail in addition to evidence that can be used by the prosecution.  Such minute details are lost on those in the sports world, as is evident in the latest scandal involving a junior high head wrestling coach. Steve Oswald took a fancy…

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Auburn Football Player Tweets “Who Is Good at Writing Papers? I Pay” – Jordan Spriggs

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February 17, 2011

Anyone else think that Auburn will be in the middle of an NCAA investigation next season instead of defending its national championship? Our buddy Brooks over at SportsByBrooks.com has the latest scandal to rock the Tigers. This time, we have a football player openly soliciting for someone to write a paper for him. Doesn’t the athletic department handle those kinds of things for jocks these days? What kind of second…

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Unknown NFL Player Tries to Pull “Do You Know Who I Am?” Card on Cops: They Don’t – Legedu Naanee

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February 17, 2011

Does “Do you know who I am?” ever really work with the police?  The fact that you have to ask, pretty much says it all … they either do not know and/or they do not care.  Either way, you are going downtown. This time around it was San Diego Charger wide receiver Legedu Naanee, who came upon a crime scene and refused to leave.  Reeking of alcohol, Nannee 1st hurled…

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Painful Sports Video: Cheerleader Does Backflip Face Plant

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February 15, 2011

If you ever want to see the true definition of a Painful Sports Video, this is it. It also shows you that cheerleading is truly a sport, if only because the jocks involved will take a shot like this, get right back up, and play through the pain because the rest of the team needs them. She is, after all, one of the bases to the pyramid. And the cheer…

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Painful Sports Video: Rugby Referee Knocked Cold by Knee to Head

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February 15, 2011

Sometimes the Painful Sports Videos are just painful to watch from an emotional “I bet that made them sad later” kind of way. Others, like this one are in the “I’m glad I’m not THAT guy and have spent most of my life safely on the couch watching sports rather than playing them” way. We understand the guy in the video was taken away on a stretcher and will make…

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