Monthly Archives: February 2011

Man Claims to Be MMA Fighter, Calls Cops After He Beats Up Pregnant Girlfriend

Posted on 02/28/2011 by Bob Reno

UPDATE: Our MMA fighter has been identified at his arraignment as Matthew James Williams, III, 28. We also have a classic T-shirt in his mug shot which reads “Let It Be.” The Beatles would be so proud. EARLIER: There is … Continue reading →

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Charlie Sheen “Crazy Town” Interview on Today Show

Posted on 02/28/2011 by Bob Reno

Is actor Charlie Sheen running for Mayor of Crazytown? Donald Trump is promoting his candidate, Gary Busey, on his “Celebrity Apprentice” reality show, but Charlie seems to have all the right qualifications. Check out his “campaign” interview this morning with … Continue reading →

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Jury Sends Fat Softball Coach to Prison for 50 Years for Sex With Underage Girl

Posted on 02/28/2011 by Bob Reno

Once again, a male coach gets slapped with a massive amount of jail time for having an inappropriate relationship with an underage girl, while female teachers and coaches continue to get slaps on the wrist. Are we arguing that male … Continue reading →

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Painless Sports Video: Dog Makes Soccer Interesting to Watch

Posted on 02/28/2011 by Bob Reno

All we can say is: maybe dogs should be allowed to participate in all soccer games. Certainly made this one more interesting.

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HS Wrestler Imitates Pros: Hits Rival in Head With Chair After Losing Match

Posted on 02/28/2011 by DonieN

Any real sports fan knows that high school wrestling is nothing like the professional wrestling that you see on TV. Unfortunately for 19 yo Harold Delancy, the lines between real-life sports & TV entertainment got blurred (blame reality TV) and … Continue reading →

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UK Soccer Player Pulls Air Rifle Out in Locker Room ‘Accidentally’ Shoots Intern

Posted on 02/27/2011 by Bob Reno

Anyone else remember the holiday movie classic “A Christmas Story?” In it, little Ralphie wants nothing more than a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas, but all the adults in his life keep telling him that he’ll “shoot his eye … Continue reading →

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Jayhawks Suspend Taylor Indefinitely

Posted on 02/25/2011 by Emeli

The Kansas Jayhawks have suspended guard Tyshawn Taylor indefinitely for violating team rules. Those following the NCAA basketball trends @ BetUs know that the Jayhawks were without vital guard on Monday night when they faced the Oklahoma State Cowboys and … Continue reading →

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Mountain of a HS Football Coach Accused of Taking Gun From Cop During a Bar Fight – Mark A. Larsen

Posted on 02/25/2011 by Bob Reno

At 6’6″ and 340 lbs, Mark A. Larsen is probably a pretty intimidating figure on the sidelines during Belleville East High School (IL) football games where he is not only an assistant coach but also a teacher. My guess is … Continue reading →

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Carrie Underwood: Hockey’s Yoko Ono?

Posted on 02/25/2011 by Bob Reno

That’s really harsh to say that, but in the world of professional hockey (which happens mostly north of the American border) there might actually be some truth to that. You see, the country singer married hockey player Mike Fisher who … Continue reading →

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Painless Sports Video: Soccer Floppers Are Here!

Posted on 02/25/2011 by Bob Reno

Yes, it seems that all competitive athletes try to get an edge against their opponents, whether it’s the latest equipment, the newest training techniques, watching film looking for weakness and a few “game day” ploys that are often overlooked. But … Continue reading →

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