Painful Sports Video: Soccer Injury Stretcher Teabagging

So, you’ve just suffered a horrific career-ending injury to your leg, you’re writhing in pain on the field, unable to walk off with dignity and now some doofus member of the stadium staff is going to cart you off the field on a stretcher. No, not the fancy American kind with the hydraulics and the padded surface. We’re talking the basic “cloth stretched over four pieces of bamboo” kind, like the used in WWII.

Well, it may not be fancy, but it will get you to hospital . . . eventually. Watch and share this soccer player’s pain and public humiliation.

We hope he makes a full recover so he can come back to the field and beat the crap out of the kid in blue.