Penn State Mascot Dismissed After Public Drunkeness Arrest – Clint Gyory

Dumbass Category LogoAnd . . .  another one bites the dust.

For the second time in two years, the young man inside the PSU Nittany Lion mascot uniform has been arrested on charges related to the over comsuption of alcohol. Back in 2008, then mascot James Sheep was suspended following a DUI arrest. This season, freshman Clint “I’ll Have Another” Gyory was found passed out in the back of a pick-up truck after allegedly breaking a mirror off another vehicle, following a night of celebrating his 21st–oops, sorry make that his 20th–birthday, and blew and impressive .187% BAC.  (Not enough to get him into the World Famous BadJocks BAC Rankings, but more than twice the legal limit.) As if JoePa didn’t have enough to worry about!

Gyory was suspended the first month or so of the season, replaced by his understudy who will no doubt start drinking heavily now that he has the burden of wearing that costume.

Mascot Gyory Dismissed From Team (Centre Daily)