Archive for October, 2010

UMD Football Captain Arrested After Drunken Bar Brawl With Cops

UMD Football Captain Arrested After Drunken Bar Brawl With Cops “Don’t Tase Me!”

It's all fun and games until that cop puts that Taser to your neck, isn't it? For University of Minnesota Duluth football captain Robert Wayne Aurich it started out earlier this month as a good time at a local sports bar when a security guard noticed.. Read More

DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 10.19.10 | No Comments

Amazing Sports Video: HS Football Player Scores 79 Yard TD Off Pass He Threw - Joe Sobucki

Amazing Sports Video: HS Football Player Scores 79 Yard TD Off Pass He Threw – Joe Sobucki

Here's what we know about the kid in this video from CBS Sports: Joe Sobucki a high school player from Girard, PA recently took part in the oddest stat line ever: He threw a 3 yard pass, and caught a lateral for 79 rec. yards despite not recording a.. Read More

Painful Sports Video | 10.19.10 | No Comments

Messiah College Women's Soccer Team Catches Locker Room Peeper

Messiah College Women’s Soccer Team Catches Locker Room Peeper

What did this guy think would happen when he--allegedly-hid in a bathroom stall in the women's locker room at Messiah College as the lady's soccer team celebrated a victory? Like they would never see him, or if they did they'd say "come join our cele.. Read More

Dumbasses | 10.18.10 | No Comments

Sixth Grade Cheerleader Kicked Off Squad for Refusing to Do “Shake Your Booty” Cheer

It has happened again: another young cheerleader booked from the squad because she (and/or her parents) thought the cheers the young girls were doing weren't appropriate. Last time, it was a six-year-old. This time, the girl is a bit older (6th grade.. Read More

Naughty Cheerleaders | 10.15.10 | No Comments

Michigan Man Arrested for Baseball Camp Scam

Michigan Man Arrested for Baseball Camp Scam

Wow! The cops nabbed this guy not far from the BadJocks Bunker here in Michigan where "the magic happens." And, by "magic" we mean our attempts at slight-of-hand tricks and escaping from handcuffs, and stuff like that. It certainly doesn't refer to t.. Read More

Gambling/Cheating | 10.15.10 | No Comments

Cheerleader Mom Accused of Stealing Over $27K From Squad - Patti Hicks Rose

Cheerleader Mom Accused of Stealing Over $27K From Squad – Patti Hicks Rose

Stealing money from a youth sports team: Is there anything lower? Okay, maybe taking money from a bunch of sick kids.  Or old people  . . . maybe. But the fact that this continues to happen and no one seems to notice for YEARS in some cases is stil.. Read More

Gambling/Cheating | 10.15.10 | No Comments

Dumbass of the Year? Father Flies Plane Over Football Field, Drops Toilet Paper as Part of “Stunt”

From our "What the Hell Were You Thinking?" Department: The father of a high school football player, who also happens to be a pilot, thought up a stunt to fly over the game in his Cessna trailing streamers with the school colors behind it. But first,.. Read More

Dumbasses | 10.14.10 | No Comments

Disturbing Sports Video: The Potty Putter

Disturbing Sports Video: The Potty Putter

Lord, we wish this was fake. (Watch the commercial below. How would you like to be an actor and list that one on your resume?) Butt, as you can see in the disturbing image below, you can actually buy the Potty Putter from Amazon.com, where the des.. Read More

Dumbasses | 10.14.10 | 2 Comments

Disturbing Video: Soccer Player Scores Goal, Puts Shorts on Head to Celebrate - Mirko Vucinic

Disturbing Video: Soccer Player Scores Goal, Puts Shorts on Head to Celebrate – Mirko Vucinic

We've never heard of this guy, and likely most of you haven't either, but he's famous all over the world now because he scored a goal (yes, one goal, not nine) in a recent game between Montenegro v Switzerland. And yet, we can honestly say, as stupid.. Read More

Dumbasses | 10.13.10 | No Comments

Your College Football Player Rap Sheet for Tuesday

Your College Football Player Rap Sheet for Tuesday

It would take too much time to do an individual post for each of the college football players arrested since this past weekend's games ended, but to suffice it to say, it looks like a record haul for the cops. The real question is: who will be left t.. Read More

DUI/Drunks/Drugs, Dumbasses, Gambling/Cheating | 10.13.10 | No Comments

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