Monthly Archives: October 2010

Video: Cleveland DJ Hires Witch Doctor to Put Curse on LeBron James

Think the folks in Cleveland have gotten over LeBron James leaving to go to Miami? Not completely. Here’s the basic information about the video clip below: LeBron James Cursed by Witch Doctor on Rover’s Morning Glory Rover hired a couple … Continue reading

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HS Coach Accused of “Oral Copulation by Anesthesia” With Girl, 15

Anyone heard of being accused of “oral copulation by anesthesia” before? Wait, keep you hands up a little longer so we can get an accurate count. Yep, that’s what we thought: Zero. Actually, the full charge is oral copulation by … Continue reading

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FOX Sports: Brett Favre Admitted to NFL He Left Voice Mails for Jenn Sterger, But Not Naughty Pics

Good news for Brett Favre fans . . . well sort of. FOX Sports senior writer Jay Glazer is reporting that the Vikings QB told the NFL he was bad, but not THAT bad. We doubt Mrs. Favre will be … Continue reading

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HS Cheerleader Booted From Squad Over Facebook Picture w. Beer Bottle – Bree Vargo

Once again, our old friend Facebook has caused trouble for a high school cheerleader. Although this time, it’s not so clear if the young lady involved, Bree Vargo of Cardinal High School (OH) is actually holding a beer bottle under … Continue reading

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US Sprinter LaShawn Merritt Faces Ban Over Positive “Man Enhancement” Drug Test: Claims It Was “Extremely Difficult to Wrap My Hands Around”

Too many stories about jocks and their man parts lately. First, there’s Brett Favre and his alleged naughty cell phone pictures, and now we have sprinter LaShawn “Not Long” Merritt and a positive drug test. For steroids? Sort of. Merritt … Continue reading

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Hockey Fan Attacked in Stands by Vancouver’s Ricky Rypien

At this point, at least, it appears the poor guy with great seats behind the bench is just clapping his hands when Rick “You Talkin’ to Me?” Rypien goes after him. The Minnesota Wild fan is eventually pulled from his … Continue reading

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Painful Sports Video: Canadian Football Players Brawl With Fans

Can’t saw that we have ever seen this happen before. During a football game, at least. Seems to happen in soccer all the time, and occasionally in hockey.  Then again, this one happened in Canada, where a high school semi-final … Continue reading

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VP of NFL Security Contacts Deadspin Author Over Brett Favre Incident

The NFL met with Brett on Tuesday and on Wednesday they contacted A.J. Daulerio, the Deadspin blogger who originally broke the story about the Vikings QB allegedly texting his man parts to female Jets reporter, Jenn Sterger. Here’s how it … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Colts Punter Arrested in Canal Swimming Drunk & Shirtless

According to a local Indianapolis TV station, Colts punter Pat “Let’s Go for a Swim” McAfee was arrested early this morning while swimming in a canal in the Broad Ripple area of town. Considering the air temperature was about 40 … Continue reading

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Mascot Madness: Vulcan Sets Fire to Broken Down Homecoming Float

That’s . . . illogical. There, we had to say it, didn’t we? But really: who thinks their going to get away with arson in broad daylight wearing a mascot costume? Especially when you are dressed up as a giant … Continue reading

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