Monthly Archives: September 2010

Painful Sports Video: Man Streaks UK Soccer Game

All we can say is that this guy ran naked (except for his black socks) out onto the field during the Scunthorpe United vs Manchester United game last week. Okay, he didn’t just streak . . . he trotted out onto the field holding his junk, taunting opposing fans, then goes the length of the field and before appearing to walk right into a waiting security guard. But no! He fakes the guard out and makes a mad dash for freedom, only to fall flat on his naked arse. An instant classic!

Also, sorta not safe for work. Your call.

Dude! Ten High School Football Players Suspended for Smoking Weed Before Game

You know, you can make an argument that pot should be legalized, but right now it’s not. And if you’re a high school student, you’ll find that even if you are a football start, lighting up a doobie before a big game is probably going to get you in trouble. Like, suspended from the team and expelled from school trouble.

For ten players on the Hungers Lane High School football team, what started as a post-game rumor, ended with surveillance footage showing them doing something that didn’t look quite kosker outside a bathroom. In the end, nine admitted they smoke marijuana before their game against Hendersonville High, and the tenth said it was his. Busted!

On the plus side, they did win big, 38-0. Oh, no wait, I read that wrong. The Hunters Lane High Stoners actually lost 38-0, but were exceptionally cool during the post-game handshake after such a devastating loss. Dude!

Ten Hunters Lane High School football players have been suspended from the team and expelled from school after nine admitted to smoking marijuana, while another admitted to possessing the illegal drug.  A football coach at the school heard rumors Monday morning that some players smoked pot before Friday night’s 38-0 loss to Hendersonville last Friday night.

The coach then asked the school resource police officer to look at a surveillance tape near a bathroom locker room. The tape showed 11 players around the bathroom. The players were called to the principal’s office and nine players admitted to smoking marijuana, one said he had possession of the narcotic, while another denied any wrongdoing.  School representatives said the 10 players have all been expelled.  Possession of drugs on a Metro school campus is considered a no tolerance offense and automatically results in expulsion.

10 Hunters Lane Football Players Suspended (WSMV)

Painful Sports Video: Worst Soccer Goalkeeper Ever?

Okay, everybody makes mistakes, and jocks are no exception. We’ve all seen freak soccer goals that make you wince for the goal keeper. But the guy in the videos below, Khalid Askri, seems to have more than bad luck on his hands. In the first video hit initially stops a spinning penalty kick, only to walk away as it rolls into the goal.

To make matters worse, only days later in another game, he pretty much passes the ball to an opposing player right in front of the goal and then gets an assist against himself! He’s so frustrated that he pulls off his uniform and runs off the field in the middle of the game.

The real question is: after something like that could he ever get his confidence back to player soccer again? Watch both videos below. Ouch!