Teen “Streaks” Girls Soccer Game in Speedo, Pantyhose & Cowboy Hat

Dumbass Category LogoIs it really streaking if you’re wearing a Speedo? Probably not, but they can still charge you with disorderly conduct and criminal trespass, especially if you disrupt the game by standing in the middle of the field in that slingshot of a bathing suit, pantyhose over your face and a white cowboy hat, and do a little dance. Heck, in New York City you can make a living doing that as the Naked Cowboy. But in Ohio, they don’t understand that an artist needs to express himself in some non-traditional ways.

Here’s the details from WLWT:

Police said they were called to Monroe High School on Sept. 14 for reports of a possibly nude person running across the field during a Monroe varsity girl’s soccer match. Witnesses said a man ran onto the field wearing pantyhose over his face, a white cowboy hat and a Speedo. They said the man stopped at the 50 yard line and began dancing before running off into a wooded area. Police said their investigation led them to Daughhetee. Officers said Daughhetee admitted to causing the interruption as part of a prank.