All we can say is that this guy ran naked (except for his black socks) out onto the field during the Scunthorpe United vs Manchester United game last week. Okay, he didn’t just streak . . . he trotted out onto the field holding his junk, taunting opposing fans, then goes the length of the field and before appearing to walk right into a waiting security guard. But no! He fakes the guard out and makes a mad dash for freedom, only to fall flat on his naked arse. An instant classic!
Also, sorta not safe for work. Your call.