Soccer Star Wayne Rooney Sex Scandal, Animation Style

Remember last November when that Chinese TV network did it’s own re-enactment of the Tiger Woods Thanksgiving SUV wreck using animation? Well, apparently the Taiwanese don’t want to be outdone, so they’ve done their own animation re-enactment of the current scandal involving UK soccer star Wayne Rooney who allegedly had sex with a prostitute while his wife was pregnant. As funny as that part of this mildly NSFW video is, we were most amused by the section showing Rooney at a farm kicking a soccer ball and missing the broad side of a barn, in reference to his recent inability to score anything resembling a goal.