Over at TopOfTheNudes.com (our mostly safe for work site about stupid naked people in the news) we have a horrible story about a poor guy in France who was actually robbed at an ATM by a couple of women. Their weapon of choice? Two sets of bare breasts! What man could stand up (or sit down) to that? So far, police have no leads, but the victim has requested a record number of line-ups and the police sketch artist has put in a request to work overtime.
Plus: a new controversy for the Miss Universe Pageant. Does body paint really qualify for the bathing suit part of the competition?