Painful Sports Video: Sissy Astros Fan Jumps Out of Way of Foul Ball, Hits Girlfriend

On today’s episode of “My Boyfriend the Douche” . . .  not only does this Houston Astros fan duck out of the way of a foul ball, but he also leaves his girlfriend wide open to get hit instead? Honey, anybody over the age of 12 who wears his hat on semi-backwards is not going to man-up for anything. Be prepared to have him tell you at the bar later that he left his wallet at home when the tab comes at the end of the evening.