Video: Dumbass Tries to Streak Roller Derby, Gets Slammed

We don’t know much about this event, other than this takes place at the hottest thing in sports right now: women’s roller derby. It was also shot on an IPhone, which explains the vertical format. Sort of.

In the video, you see an idiot take off his shirt and run onto the track for just a few feet before getting slammed. Then he gets up and runs some more, only to get slammed again, by someone who looks like a boyfriend of one of the derby girls. Or maybe he wants to be their boyfriend and was trying to impress the ladies, any of whom could probably have put this semi-naked idiot in the hospital.