Female Gym Teacher at Catholic HS Charged With Having Sex w. Boy, 15

We like the way this article starts off:

A physical education teacher at Trinity High School in north St. Louis County was accused yesterday of giving one of her students an extra workout — so to speak — in her parked car.

Wow! Talk about being subtle with your lead. Sounds like something we would write. Anyway, once you read this story you begin to see that this is typical of many stories we cover here at at The Dumbass Daily: female teachers who just can’t find anyone over the age of consent to have sex with. This time it’s a lady gym teacher from St. Louis County in Missouri.

St. Louis County Prosecutor’s Office yesterday charged 26-year-old Kellie Ryan of Maryland Heights with second-degree statutory rape and two counts of statutory sodomy. Authorities say Ryan fostered a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old male student that lasted from November of last year through this past April. Ryan allegedly carried on the relationship inside her car while parked off school property.

Source – Riverfront Times