Monthly Archives: May 2010

Cop Arrested for Headbutting Little League Coach Over “Playing Time”

Headbutting another person is almost never a good idea. Headbutting the coach of your kid’s Little League team because junior isn’t getting enough playing time? REALLY Not a good idea, especially if you’re a cop. “During the course of the … Continue reading

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Cool Sports Video: Cubs Fan Catches Ball w. Beer, Then Chugs

Is there anything that beer can’t do? Certainly it goes well with baseball, but does it go well with A baseball. This Chicago Cubs fan finds out as he uses his beer to catch a ball, then chugs the remaining … Continue reading

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College Baseball Teams Brawl, Four Suspended

We’re still looking for some good video of this brawl, but basically it started with a close play in the 9th inning of a tight college baseball game between Elon University and The Citadel. Needless to say, based on the … Continue reading

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HS Softball Coach, Two Players Arrested for Fight at Game

It used to be, you either had to taunt your opponents in person, or maybe spray some graffiti on their school. Today, the taunting is being done online, with sites like Facebook and Twitter as the weapons of choice. Is … Continue reading

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NBA Star Zach Randolph Implicated as Indianapolis Drug Kingpin

We remember when Zach Randolph was just a troubled kid playing at Marion High School in Indiana, on his way to a brief stint at Michigan State University. As we recall, coach Tom Izzo took quite a bit of flack … Continue reading

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Man Who Donated $1.7 Million to Yale Baseball Program Charged With Fraud – John D. Mazzuto

Dear Yale: Enclosed is a check for $1.7 million which I would like you to put toward improving the school’s baseball program which I played on more than 40 years ago. Just make sure you don’t cash it until I … Continue reading

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Woman Accused of Embezzling $30,000 From Green Bay Swim Club

As always, the thing that surprises us most about these kinds of stories is not that people are desperate enough to steal from other people’s kids, it’s the large amounts of cash these soccer clubs, Little Leagues (or in this … Continue reading

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Dumbass Video of the Week Part III: Jason Williams of the Magic Wants You to Get the F*ck Away From His Locker

Sometimes, the only way to get attention in this media crazed world is to find a way to stand out. Like swearing at reporters who are gathered around a much more important teammate after a game asking him important questions … Continue reading

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Dumbass Video of the Week, Part II: Flyers Fan’s F-Bomb

So the Philadelphia Flyers win the Eastern Conference Finals and the local post-game broadcast on what looks like Comcast decides to go to a bar and ask a fan what SHE thought of the game. In her words, “It was … Continue reading

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Golfers Bean Canoeist in Head With Ball, Run Away

Wonder if this ever happened to Tiger Woods? We mean, on the golf course, of course. We’re sure in his many escapades in Vegas he’s seen a woman in a canoe bloodied and knocked unconscious by an errant tee shot. … Continue reading

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