Monthly Archives: April 2010

UK Soccer Star Arrested for Letting Someone Else Take Driver’s Test

Not only do the authorities prefer that you take your own driving test, they will actually have you arrested if you send someone in your place to take the written part. Even in the UK where the rules of the … Continue reading

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Gag: Tiger’s Mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel Pitching Reality TV Show About Her Quest for Love – TMZ

Have we really come to this? Watching the mistress of a sports icon go on dates because she can’t find love after Tiger dumped her? (I just spit-up a little in my mouth reading that on TMZ. That happens a … Continue reading

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Greedy Lawyers Falling for Email Scam

As some of you know, we started a site called The Spam Email Graveyard several years ago as an experiment. We forward all of our spam/scam emails there. Eventually, people started finding it by searching for the exact terms in … Continue reading

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Funny Sports Video of the Year? Rain Delay Antics During College Baseball

It’s great to see someone having a little fun with sports these days. This happened during a two hour rain delay between FAU and Western Kentucky.

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Amazing Sports Video: Fordham Baseball Player Goes Airborne to Score Run

Catcher blocking home plate? No problem! Just dive over him! No really, watch the video.

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NFL Tells Ben "I Like ‘Em Drunk" Roethlisberger to Sit in Corner for Six Weeks, Think About What He’s Done

How much does a night of drunken bar sex cost? In the case of one well-known NFL quarterback the estimates are close to $2.8 million. Up until yesterday the Steelers were standing by their man, but now seem to want … Continue reading

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Little League Coach: I Did It With Larry King’s Wife, in His Bed, While He Was on TV – Hector Penate

Okay, so this is a little bit of a stretch, but still, how often does a youth baseball coach get to have sex with Larry King’s wife? At least one guy, apparently, Hector Penate, who claims he and Shawn Southwick … Continue reading

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More Middle School Sports Hazing: Soccer & Baseball Teams Being Investigated

From our “Do You Know Where You Middle Schooler’s Index Finger Was Today?” Files comes a story out of North Carolina about yet another hazing incident by jocks that aren’t even old enough to drive yet. And these are just … Continue reading

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Iowa Middle Schoolers Charged With Track Team Tea Bagging

Middle school jocks doing the tea bag on each other? What’s next? Pre-K T-ball players arrested for giving teammates a swirly in the potty chair? For those of you who still think this kind of crap is good for “team … Continue reading

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Super Painful Sports Video of the Week: Soccer Goalie Has Leg "Theismanned"

We will say this several times: Don’t watch this video if you are squeamish.Do not watch this video if you have just eaten or ever want to eat again.Do not let small children, the elderly, women who are pregnant, nursing, … Continue reading

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