Super Painful Sports Video of the Week: Soccer Goalie Has Leg "Theismanned"

We will say this several times:

Don’t watch this video if you are squeamish.
Do not watch this video if you have just eaten or ever want to eat again.
Do not let small children, the elderly, women who are pregnant, nursing, or who may become pregnant, watch this clip.

The warning at the beginning is in German, but we think it roughly translates in English to “Watch this at your own risk!”

Ready? Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Oh, and just for fun, below it is the original video of the Redskins Joe Theismann’s leg getting broken by the Giants Lawrence Taylor. Consider yourself Theismanned.