TMZ: Tiger Woods Paid Mistress Rachel Uchitel $10 Million to STFU

If this is true, and we sure hope it is, according to our estimates, that would make Ms. Uchitel the 13th largest economy in the world–all by herself–right after Italy and just before Turkey. With the addition of a small navy, Uchitel would be able to dominate most of the Mediterranean and parts of Eastern Europe.

On the other hand, the does put into perspective how rich Tiger Woods is, doesn’t it? Most guys would be lucky to gift certificate to Denny’s to shut some babe up.

TMZ has learned Rachel Uchitel — the pilgrim of alleged mistresses — settled up with Tiger Woods for waaaaaaay more than you think … as in $10 MILLION. There were numerous reports Rachel settled on the brink of holding a Gloria Allred-style news conference for anywhere between $2 – 5 million. But our sources — and they are good — tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that they folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.

TMZ has learned the actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances. But the baseline is $10 mil.  Compare Rachel’s settlement with what other A.M’s received, if they got anything at all. We’re told several mistresses got several hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing. That speaks volumes about how much Rachel knows.

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