Monthly Archives: April 2010

Coaches: Don’t Get Caught Having Sex With an Underage Girl in a Small Town – Richard A. Neff

The details of this story are not unusual, nor would they surprise regular readers: a middle school basketball coach accused of having sex with a female student, 14. According to police, the inappropriate relationship has been going on for at least a year and half since the kid turned 13. As bad as that is, you have to read the comments from the locals in Monroe, Michigan where this story takes place. First, a few particulars from the Monroe News (for context) and then some of the best comments:

A Dundee Middle School basketball coach charged criminally with having a long-term sexual relationship with a student that allegedly began when she was 13 has posted bond and was freed from jail.  Richard A. Neff, 47, of 275 Emerald Circle, Dundee was formally charged Tuesday with two counts of criminal sexual conduct-first degree and one count each of criminal sexual conduct-second degree and accosting a child for immoral purposes.  Shackled and wearing a striped jail uniform, Mr. Neff on Tuesday afternoon stood before First District Judge Mark S. Braunlich to face accusations that he carried on the illegal relationship with the girl, who is now 14, for the last 1½ years. “He wanted to marry this child and run away with the victim,” Amara Hunter, a Monroe County assistant prosecutor, told Judge Braunlich during the arraignment. “I don’t know if there are any other young ladies he sexually assaulted.”

From the story comments:

Janie Wolford
I wonder what is so exciting about a 13 year old child except she is a virgin…what is wrong with a man that is married, has teenagers himself to screw around with a little girl…why would any man want to have sex with a child??? I know its the million dollar question. I do have the million dollar answer, “stop filling our prisons with these perverts, kill them they aren’t worth anything, and stop blaming their own childhood for the sick stuff they do to innocent children. Cut his privates off, stick them in his mouth and sew his lips shut.

Amanda Martin
He should be castrated!!!

Jeff Abbott
he should have his dick cut off

Tristan Wuebben
How could you feel bad for him? He is an adult. Give him 3 life sentences.


SOURCE: Coach faces charges of sex with teen girl – MonroeNews.com
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Arkansas Football Player Caught With Weed, Fake Oklahoma Driver’s License

Sounds like this kid is ready to jump to the NFL. All they need to know is that he is beating up his girlfriend and the Bengals would sign him in a minute.

Sophomore cornerback David Gordon was one of two Arkansas players arrested Monday by police on a charge of possession of a controlled substance.  According to a University of Arkansas police report, Gordon and walk-on defensive back Hunter Miller were lying in the back seat of a car Monday night when an officer approached the vehicle and could smell a strong odor of burnt marijuana.

A cloud of smoke rolled out of the vehicle when Miller opened the door and a plastic bag containing a “green leafy substance” was found inside the driver’s side door panel, according to the report. One of the odd things about the arrest was that Gordon was listed as David Lopez on the police report because he has an Oklahoma license that identifies him as David Lopez. Gordon is from Tulsa, Okla.


SOURCE: Hogs’ Gordon arrested on drug charge – SEC Blog – ESPN
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Today’s Inappropriate Jock Endorsement: Ben Roethlisberger for eHarmony

Anyone think the Steeler’s Ben Roethlisberger could be a new pitchman for the love-connection site, eHarmony?

Yeah, me neither. But he is already looking for love in all the wrong places. Maybe he’s just frustrated because he can’t find the right match. Well, hey, isn’t that just what eHarmony does?

We think the NFL could solve a lot of it’s uh, “personal conduct” problems by giving out free subscriptions to eHarmony to all unmarried rookies.