Okay, in some pictures she looks like an older version of Wood’s wife Elin, but that’s probably good enough to get you a one night stand with the PGA star, but a mistress gig and $500,000 in hush money. (And that’s in US dollars, which is probably worth like a million Canadian, eh?) For goodness sakes this lady has a kid that’s 25! Let’s hope Tiger was dating her as well or we might have to get them all on Jerry Springer.

Tiger Woods may have some explaining to do with U.S. Immigration officials regarding Emma Rotherham — described by the tabloids as mistress number 19.  Sources told the Vancouver Province that Rotherham, 42, who was raised in Montreal, may be in the United States illegally because she was deported a few years ago.  She has a Canadian and British passport and grew up in Montreal, her relatives told the Province.  Rotherham’s 25-year-old daughter now lives in Montreal and works as a make-up artist after graduating from the Vancouver Film School.

Her other daughter said to be around sixteen, lives with her mother in Celebration, near Tiger’s gated community in Orlando, Fla.

Mystery surrounds Tiger Woods’ Canadian mistress

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Wow! NBA commissioner David Stern does have balls! To suspend these guys for the rest of the season takes some guts, because you know the players union will scream. Maybe these two can tour the country giving school kids lectures about gun safety and the different between a practical joke and being a complete dumbass. I might actually pay to listen to that part of the show.

The real question is: will the Wizards be any worse without these two clowns? Your comments below.

NBA commissioner David Stern suspended Washington Wizards guards Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton for the remainder of the NBA season Wednesday, and ESPN.com learned that Arenas has agreed not to appeal the punishment.  Stern’s disciplinary actions were announced Wednesday afternoon after Arenas met face-to-face with Stern for the first time since the gun incident that put Arenas’ future with the Wizards in doubt.

The Washington Post first reported the length of the Arenas suspension, and a source with knowledge of the meeting told ESPN.com that Arenas told Stern that he expects and deserves to be suspended for the rest of the season, which was believed to be the punishment Stern favored. It was unclear whether Crittenton also would decline to file an appeal.

Gilbert Arenas, Javaris Crittenton suspended for rest of season – ESPN

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More details are coming out about what led to Tiger Wood’s Thanksgiving car crash, and things are starting to make a lot more sense now. Except that fact that the Florida cops didn’t do a very thorough investigation or, it sounds like they should have arrested Mrs. Woods.

Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren busted her cheatin’ husband by using his cell phone to text his mistress Rachel Uchitel, pretending to be him, the Daily Beast Web site reported Monday.  “I miss you,” Nordegren tapped out, according to the report. “When are we seeing each other again.”

Uchitel texted back, and Nordegren quickly got her on the phone. When she answered, the angry wife reportedly said, “I knew it was you.”  “Oh (expletive),” Uchitel reportedly replied.

The Beast, citing two sources close to Woods’ wife, presented the first in-depth account of what happened in the moments leading up to the famous golfer’s car crash on Nov. 27 — when he ran his SUV into a fire hydrant and tree and sent his personal life and golf career into a rapid tailspin.

The Web site reported that Nordegren was so angry she punched her husband repeatedly in the chest and arms (no word on how the cuts got on his lips) and then grabbed a gold club chased him out of their Florida mansion.

Woods currently is reportedly getting treatment for sex addiction in a at a Mississippi clinic.

People: New report says Tiger Woods’ wife used his cell phone to track down his mistress – San Jose Mercury News

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