If you’re a teacher and you want to have sex with an underage boy, probably best not to do it in the parking lot of a school that has intruder alarms. Likely, the cops will show up and catch you in the middle of a compromising position. And one not likely to help you career.

A Sheffield Junior High School teacher is charged with the second degree rape of a 15-year-old student. WAFF 48 News’ partner, the Shoals Insider, reported Amanda Watkins was been charged after Muscle Shoals police officers arrested the 8th grade English teacher Saturday night.

Authorities told the Shoals Insider that an officer was dispatched to Covenant Christian School off Highway 43 on an alarm call. Subsequently, the officer discovered Watkins and the teen engaged in a sexual act inside a car near the school.  Watkins has worked at Sheffield Junior High for about six years and is tenured with the school system.  Sheffield superintendent Dr. Richard Gardner said Watkins has not been suspended at this time.

Sheffield teacher found with student in school parking lot; arrested on rape charges – WAFF.com: North Alabama News, Radar, Weather, Sports and Jobs-

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We have officially crossed over to the “dark side” with this one people. At this point it appears that the tabloids are finding pictures of Tiger with any hot woman and claiming he slept with her. Case in point: Star Magazine is claiming that while “singer” Jessica Simpson was still dating Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, she met Tiger and the two seemed to hit it off, exchanging phone numbers . . . and maybe more. Probably according to a “source.”

Expect a full rebuttal from Jessica’s dad, Joe and comments from her sister, Ashley, that will keep the story alive for the rest of the week.  On the plus side, there are some nice pictures of Jessica in a tight red and black striped dress, and she does certainly fit the profile of Tiger’s recent mistresses: busty, blond, and not too bright.  These two together would make a great reality TV show, wouldn’t they?

Following Star’s bombshell that Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife with NYC event planner Rachel Uchitel, more than a dozen other women — including cocktail waitresses, models and escorts — have been linked to the superstar golfer. Now a celebrity has been added into the mix: None other than Jessica Simpson!

In the Dec. 28 issue of Star, we reveal that there was an A-list name in Tiger’s little black book. Just days before Jessica’s split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.  “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star.

Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.  “Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”  Phone numbers were exchanged — email addresses too.

Star Magazine | News | On the Cover: Tiger Woods & Jessica Simpson — The Shocking Inside Story

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God bless us, every one! It’s a Christmas miracle for Tiger Woods mistress number 5 (or 7, depending on whether you’re doing match play or stroke play) who, according to her ex (not that guy, the other guy) who claims that not only was she sleeping with the world’s most popular athlete, Cori Rust was also a hooker. The judge in the custody case got some Christmas spirit and decided that the 7-year-old does belong with his mother during the holidays, no matter who she is sleeping with.

Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Cori Rist was just granted permission to take her son home for the holidays by a judge, according to New York Daily News. The 31-year-old is a former dancer at the Penthouse Executive Club in Manhattan and was involved in a custody battle with her ex-husband for custody of their 7-year-old son.

Her ex isn’t too happy about the ruling, which also prohibited him from keeping the kid overnight. He believes the claims that Rist was a hooker, even though she denied it on the Today show recently. Sources said she worked for the “King of all Pimps” Jason Itzler. Rist’s ex said: “Obviously she worked for him. For her to live in a $7,000-a-month apartment and be unemployed…”

Cori Rist, Tiger Woods Alleged Mistress, Can Keep Her Son For Holidays – Tiger Woods – Zimbio

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