Monthly Archives: December 2009

Star Magazine Implies Tiger Woods Hooked Up With Jessica Simpson

We have officially crossed over to the “dark side” with this one people. At this point it appears that the tabloids are finding pictures of Tiger with any hot woman and claiming he slept with her. Case in point: Star … Continue reading

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Christmas Miracle! Tiger Woods Mistress Gets to Keep Her Son for Holidays

God bless us, every one! It’s a Christmas miracle for Tiger Woods mistress number 5 (or 7, depending on whether you’re doing match play or stroke play) who, according to her ex (not that guy, the other guy) who claims … Continue reading

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People Magazine Says Tiger’s Wife to Divorce Him: Source

Will Tiger be single for Christmas this year? That’s what the folks at People Magazine are saying, quoting an unnamed “source” who seems to know an awful lot about what’s going on. The holidays may bring a final showdown in … Continue reading

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Missouri Male Cheerleader Assault Update: Female B-Ball Players Defended Friend

The male cheerleader for the University of Missouri, Justin Short, who was allegedly assaulted by two members of the Tiger’s women’s basketball team, has now been suspended from the squad. Also, more details on what happened in the apartment last … Continue reading

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USA Today Tells World About the Tiger Woods’ Sex . . . Sandals?

What? Now he’s got a foot fetish? Okay, we’re not 100% sure if this was a typo at USA Today or at Google News, but for some reason it struck as funny in the midst of all the nasty news … Continue reading

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Tiger Woodes Update: Child Protective Services Called to House, Weapon Involved

Was that Chinese TV right when it showed an animation of Elin Woods going after Tiger Woods with a golf club? Apparently, someone at Florida’s Department of Children and Families thinks so, and they are investigating a domestic violence incident … Continue reading

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Administrator Accused of Stealing $80,000 From Youth Soccer League

Another youth sports league, another adult skimming money off the top . . . going back for years apparently and once again no one seemed to notice. Once again we ask, who’s minding the money and how do these soccer … Continue reading

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Pat’s Mascot Arrested in Prostitution Sting: Claims He Just Wanted a "Little Head"

We’re sure when this goes to court, we’ll all find out that this was just a big misunderstanding. Pat Patriot, after all, is a guy with a huge head . . . even by NFL ego standards. So naturally, he … Continue reading

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Mom of Steelers Player Arrested for Game Watching Brawl

Isn’t that how it always happens? You’re a famous football player and, naturally, your mother organizes a party to watch the game at the local VFW hall and invites 100 people. At some point, the simple rivalry between your team … Continue reading

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Female Basketball Players at Missouri Arrested for Assaulting Male Cheerleader

The coach of the University of Missouri women’s basketball team says this is little more than “two girls making bad decisions”, but at BadJocks, we have to wonder if Cindy Stein would be quite so forgiving if one of her … Continue reading

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