Rehab is for quitters, Tiger! What you really need is a wife who comes from a more progressive, European background where sexual hangups are a thing of the . . . oh, wait a minute, you already had one of those and she–allegedly–beat you with a golf club on Thanksgiving. Okay, maybe rehab isn’t such a bad idea at this poiint.

X17 reports that Tiger Woods is attending rehab in Arizona. A source tells the web site that Woods’ “handlers” compelled him to enter rehab because “they feel that if he blames his cheating on addiction, the public will forgive him.” While the source does not specify what addiction Woods would be seeking treatment for, X17 finds it “obvious” that sex addiction would be at the top of the list.

This is not the first article to allege that the embattled golfer is seeking professional help. Earlier in December a report was published claiming that Woods was in an Arizona rehab clinic for “sexual compulsion” and Vicodin and Ambien use. The officer responsible for investigating Woods’ car accident reportedly requested a subpoena because he believed Ambien and Vicodin may have been a factor in the crash. Another report claimed that Woods was classified as an overdose patient when he was admitted to the hospital after his car accident.

Tiger Woods IN REHAB? Golfer Forced To Arizona Clinic For Addiction Treatment, Report Says

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