We’re sure when this goes to court, we’ll all find out that this was just a big misunderstanding. Pat Patriot, after all, is a guy with a huge head . . . even by NFL ego standards. So naturally, he might strike up a conversation with a young woman (maybe one he met on Craiglist under the “Freaky Companionship” section) and might mention that he might prefer to have a smaller head. A “little” head, in other words. No big deal, unless the cop is under cover and maybe, maybe, just a little bit hard of hearing.

Some people just don’t get mascot humor. On the other hand: who knew it indoor prostitution was legal in Rhode Island the last 30 years?

Rhode Island State Police said they’ve arrested 14 people for prostitution-related crimes since a new law went into effect that banned indoor prostitution, including a man who plays the New England Patriots’ mascot.  State police said Friday that since last month, they have arrested eight men, five women and one 17-year-old girl for prostitution or for procurement of sexual conduct for a fee.

Law enforcement sources told NBC 10 one of the johns who tried to pay for sex with a prostitute was 47-year-old Robert Sormanti of Warwick. He is one of several people who plays the Pat the Patriot mascot. “The Pat Patriot mascot costume is worn by multiple people, each of whom are held responsible and accountable for their actions. The individual in question has been suspended. The mascot responsibilities will continue to be fulfilled by others,“ said a statement from the team.

These are the first arrests since the governor signed a new law that closed a loophole that made indoor prostitution legal. Eight men and six women were arrested.

Man who plays Patriots mascot arrested in prostitution sting | turnto10.com

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