Now wait, I know so of you out there are saying that car accidents happen all the time (to sober people in broad daylight) but usually there is a thorough investigation to determine all the facts because–while it can happen–it usually doesn’t. The police find out that someone was texting, talking on the phone or otherwise distracted. Some kind of medication or medical condition contributes to a momentary loss of control or judgement. But just leaving in a hurry (to go where, Tiger, and why?) and causing that much damage to both the car and yourself?
What’s really sad about this is that we all KNOW there’s more to this story. Fifty years ago the cops and the jock’s handlers would pay people off and make it all go away. But not now. This false lid that the police have put on this case (the real question is who put the pressure on them to make it go away) is only going to make web trolls like me dig deeper on the story and eventually this is all going to blow up. It could have just boiled over and caused a small mess for Tiger. Now though, the explosion is going to be a whole lot messier and costlier.
This determination by the FHP is a joke and it makes them look stupid and Woods look like he’s in denial about how this fame thing really works. Be sure to read our bonus coverage below of the LA cocktail waitress who claims to have had a nearly three year long affair with Woods and boasts of having lots of naughty proof?
Tiger Woods received a traffic citation for careless driving that will cost him $164 and four points on his Florida license, but the Florida Highway Patrol said during a news conference Tuesday it had no evidence to pursue any criminal charges in connection with Woods’s single-car crash outside his Windermere, Fla., mansion Thanksgiving night.
“With the issuance of this citation, the Florida Highway Patrol has concluded the investigation,” FHP troop commander Cindy Williams said without taking any questions. Said Spokeswoman Kim Montes: “The FHP is not pursing criminal charges in this matter, nor is there any testimony or any other evidence to support any other charges of any kind, other than the charge of careless driving.”
Driving citations are the least of Tiger Woods worries right now. The tramps are coming out of the woodwork to say they slept with the greatest golfer ever. Who’s lying and who’s telling the truth? Who knows? But the circus is in town boys and it ain’t leaving any time soon, so pull up a chair and enjoy. (Watch the video of her at TMZ when Jaimee was on a show called–we’re not making this up!–Tool Academy.)
Now a Los Angeles cocktail waitress is claiming she and the world’s top golfer carried on a torrid 31-month affair – and that she has photos and 300 “racy” text messages to prove it.
Jaimee Grubbs, who says she was 21 when she first hooked up with Woods in April 2007, told Us Weekly their romance began when the duffer tapped her on the shoulder and said, “You don’t look like you’re having any fun.”
Grubbs, 24, said they had 20 sexual encounters after that. Until now, Grubbs was best known as the girlfriend of Shawn “Loud Mouth Tool” Southern, one of the oafish contestants on VH1′s reality series, “Tool Academy.”