New Tiger Woods Jokes

Pulled some these from Reddit.com today. The first one is my favorite:

What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?
Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant.
He couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.

Hollywood are making a film based on this incident:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

The cops are saying that Elin took six swings, but only put down a four on her scorecard.

Heard any other good ones? Post them in the Comments section below!