Notre Dame fans are quite a temperamental bunch, aren’t they? You win, and they carry you off the field on their shoulders and buy you a car on the sly. Lose a couple games to weaker teams and they push your girlfriend outside a bar and then sucker punch you in the face.

Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen is expected to be in the starting lineup Saturday night at Stanford, with one black eye and the painful lesson of knowing what being in the wrong place at the wrong time feels like. According to a university source, speaking on the condition of anonymity, Clausen, some members of his family and some of his Notre Dame football teammates ended up at C.J.’s Pub hours after Notre Dame’s 33-30 double-overtime loss to Connecticut on Saturday.

The 22-year-old junior from Westlake Village left the restaurant/bar without incident initially, the source said. But Clausen’s date forgot her purse inside. The two went back into get it about 2 a.m., and as they were leaving, Clausen’s date was pushed by a man outside the bar. Words were exchanged between Clausen and the man, the source said. Clausen pushed the man away, with his hand landing in the man’s neck area. The man then punched Clausen in the eye, and the two wrestled on the ground for a few seconds before the fight was broken up.

SOURCE: South Bend Tribune: Notre Dame quarterback punched outside South Bend bar

Something still doesn’t seem right about this story, does it? A couple of San Diego Chargers players are out at a club, dancing away when someone starts spraying champagne around the dance floor. Next thing you know Cromartie is smashing some stranger in the back of the head with a bottle? Hopefully there is more to the story than that, because if that’s all there is, someone should stay home and party solo after games. (Click on the link below to see TMZ’s exclusive picture of the victim’s head wound that require four staples and some thumb tacks to close up.)

TMZ has obtained a photo of the bloody wound suffered by the man allegedly hit in the head with a champagne bottle last night by San Diego Chargers star Antonio Cromartie. The victim, who has asked not to be identified, tells TMZ he blacked out after being hit and has no recollection of what happened. His friends, however, claim they saw the whole thing — and witnessed Cromartie smash a bottle of Moet into the victim’s head.

Before the incident, the friends claim Antonio had been hanging out with fellow Chargers defensive stars Shaun Phillips and Stephen Cooper when “a bunch of people” began spraying champagne all over the dance floor. During the “celebration,” the friends claim Cromartie took things too far and “out of the blue” approached them and smashed the bottle into the back of the dude’s head.

NFL Star Investigation — The Bloody Damage | TMZ.com

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How easy would this be? You are the treasurer for a youth sports league AND you work at the bank where the money is held. It’s like it’s calling to you to take it, isn’t it?

Police are investigating a former bank employee from Paso Robles who is suspected of embezzling tens of thousands of dollars from a North County youth sports group.

Douglas Smith, 40, was suspended as treasurer of American Youth Soccer Organization Region 741 in Paso Robles after some companies that work with the group told its chairman, Christopher Cline, that they hadn’t been paid, according to a search warrant obtained by Paso Robles police Detective David Opheim.

The warrant states that Cline told a Paso Robles police officer on Oct. 6 that Smith had made online transfers totaling $24,400 in 12 increments from AYSO’s account at Heritage Oaks Bank into another account at the bank in September.

Paso soccer club funds diverted – Local – SanLuisObispo.com

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