According to long time reader Gary Scherrer “At least it didn’t end up in the water!”  That, my friends, is the true sign of insanity: he had a stolen golf cart and headed toward the nearest highway and no toward the nearest pond, lake, or swimming pool. He should be locked up for life!

West Palm Beach Police have arrested a man whom they say escaped from a mental facility at St. Mary’s Medical Center and stole a security guard’s golf cart as his getaway vehicle.

According to investigators, Timothy Gregory punched a 59-year-old female security guard in the face and ‘carjacked’ the security guard’s golf cart, driving northbound on I-95 for two miles before he was caught.  A security officer told police that Gregory had escaped after pulling a fire alarm.  Officers were able to catch up with Gregory on I-95 where they say he swerved in and out of rush-hour traffic, endangering other drivers’ lives including the officers.

Man arrested for ‘carjacking’ golf cart |West Palm Beach News, South Florida Breaking News, Forecast, Video from WPTV

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