According to long time reader Gary Scherrer "At least it didn't end up in the water!" That, my friends, is the true sign of insanity: he had a stolen golf cart and headed toward the nearest highway and no toward the nearest pond, lake, or swimming .. Read More
Uncategorized | 10.30.09 | No Comments
Right now, the East Stroudsburg University women's field hockey team should be playing in the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference championships, but they are not. Sidelined by what members and the coaching staff call a harmless tradition, but what.. Read More
Uncategorized | 10.30.09 | No Comments
Her lawyer says it's all a big misunderstanding, but police claim that Susan Finkelstein tried to exchange sexual favors for tickets to the World Series between the New York Yankees and her beloved Philadelphia Phillies. As usual, the Internet gets p.. Read More
Uncategorized | 10.28.09 | No Comments
Use it once and folks might look the other way, but use it twice in a short span of time and the team and the NFL have to do something. Don't they?Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson was told to stay away from the team yesterday while the N.. Read More
Uncategorized | 10.28.09 | No Comments
Did we mention this happened at an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL? Obviously, some one has seen "Bring It On" WAY too many times.An elementary school cheerleading practice nearly turned violent on Thursday when a mother came to practice and threatened the coach w.. Read More
Uncategorized | 10.28.09 | No Comments
This wouldn't have been so bad ten years or so ago with the heavily pixelized graphics they had back then with video games. But now, with life-like body mapping, the slightest glitch, like oh, say LACK OF PANTS, really captures your attention.At an A.. Read More
Uncategorized | 10.26.09 | No Comments
Have sex with an intern? That will take a week or so before ESPN suspends you. But make a comment that's horribly stereotypical of a racial group? Your butt's on the street immediately! Just ask Bob Griese. Watch the video below. (At right, a recent .. Read More
Uncategorized | 10.26.09 | 1 Comment
When golfing, have you ever asked your caddie: What do you think I should use to reach the green from here: a shotgun or a .357 magnum? Us neither. For one South Florida teen though, it was the start and end (apparently) of his criminal career. It se.. Read More
Uncategorized | 10.26.09 | No Comments
Youth football game brawls are getting pretty common these days. What's NOT common is coaches getting arrested for bashing opposing players in the head with a football helmet to get them to stop fighting. And to top things off, there's a video of the.. Read More
Uncategorized | 10.26.09 | No Comments
First they suspended Steve Philips, and now they fired him.Steve Phillips is out at ESPN. The married baseball analyst was booted from his high-profile TV post after being caught in a sordid love tryst with a production assistant. The sports network .. Read More
Uncategorized | 10.26.09 | No Comments
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