This guy is so excited about the extreme waves but he seems completely unable to put a complete sentence–in English–together. Think we should call the station and ask for a transcript?

For some people, life is simple: you love to golf, you need money to golf, but you have not job, so you steal money to play golf. So why waste time heading home with the money you stole from St. Paul, Minnesota bank? The smart thing to do, apparently, would be to stash the cash in your bag and head directly to the course when you’d have more than enough money to play 18 . . . maybe even 36 . . . holes AND hide out from the cops at the same time, eh? Well, that genius plan did not work out so well for this guy, but it does give us pause to recognize true dedication to one’s sport when we see it. (Star Tribune)

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The cops think they arrested the right guy, but a closer look at the tape makes us think the original cameraman may have focused in on the wrong guy. You be the judge!