Kasey Chambers claims that they guys’ talk turned to action as they groped cheerleader’s breasts and showed off their own private parts. (WSAZ) Thanks to Artie Bigley for the link!

Drunk Man Walks Into Wrong House, Strips Naked and Climbs Into Neighbor Kid’s Bed – Yeah, that’ll get the cops there pretty quickly when you do that. Details and more stories of stupid, naked people at Top of the Nudes.

Bob Reno’s Tip of the Day: How to Quickly Update Your Facebook Profile Pic AFTER You’ve Broken Up With Your Girlfriend – Either guy is a genius or he’s pathetic . . . or maybe a little of both. Check out the funny pic at The Dumbass Daily.

Okay, maybe they’re not really cyborgs made to look like humans, but the new “spirit squad” created by the University of Connecticut sounds like their one and only job is to do the evil bidding of the administration. Their ONLY job. No stunts, no tumbling, no 30 foot human pyramids. None of that crap. Just get the fans in the stands and make them happy, got it? According to Assistant Vice President for Student Affairs and Director of Student Activities (that’s some bureaucratic job title, eh?) Christine “The Terminator” Wilson, the change was made because “We want people formerly called cheerleaders to focus in on building spirit at UConn, on spending time working on ways to engage fans and to really spread Husky spirit” rather than spend hours perfecting stunts. Oh, snap!
Sounds to us like someone in the Husky administration asked the boys and girls on the cheer squad to interact more with the fans (you remember, the ones who pay the bills for high priced college sports?) and were probably told that they didn’t have the time because they were working on their routine for the National Cheer Offs (or whatever they’re called). Not a good move gang. Said one teary former Husky cheerleader turned regular student, “They told us so late, I can’t even buy like football season tickets now.” Maybe they’ll let you try out for the Spirit Squad next year? (Hartford Courant)

Must See Video: Hey Kids, Don’t Text and Drive! – Ever wondered what might happen if you tried to text someone while you drove? Yeah, this video doesn’t make it look as cool as you might think. Plus some reality show tramp tramps it up for Trump during the Miss Universe Pageant and a lady driver tries to run over a guy she had an accident with. Check it out at the all new You Gotta See This Video!

We’re shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, that other competitors in World Athletics Championship would think that South African Caster “Don’t Look for a Bulge” Semenya, 18, (pictured right) was not a woman after all, but a man! According to reports, the teen sensation has sparked controversy over her “strikingly muscular physique” and and after she burst onto the international track scene this year and immediately started setting world records in the 800 meters. Just this week she took the gold medal in the event at the WAC in Berlin and immediately other runners (and fans sitting more than a mile away) demanded a gender test. According to the UK’s Daily Mail, “A group of doctors, including an endocrinologist, a gynaecologist, an internal medicine expert, an expert on gender and a psychologist, have started the procedure but it is uncertain when the results will be known.” Meanwhile, South African track officials have denied the allegations and are 100% confident that Semenay is female. We’re still surprised that someone would make that kind of allegation, aren’t you? Looks like she’s just been working our harder than the other gals who really need to look at themselves and not point fingers at a young lady who just works harder than they do . . . especially on those abs. Although this story does remind us of another African running phenom named Samukeliso Sithole who, unfortunately for her, ran into trouble with the local witch doctor and had a penis slapped on her. No, really, that’s what she told a judge!
Watch the video below of Caster Semenya kicking everyone’s ass at the 800 meters this week.

Dumbass Video of the Day – Ever been confused about how an automatic door works? Yeah, neither have we, the guy in this video needs to get a clue. Watch it here.