We’re shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, that other competitors in World Athletics Championship would think that South African Caster “Don’t Look for a Bulge” Semenya, 18, (pictured right) was not a woman after all, but a man! According to reports, the teen sensation has sparked controversy over her “strikingly muscular physique” and and after she burst onto the international track scene this year and immediately started setting world records in the 800 meters. Just this week she took the gold medal in the event at the WAC in Berlin and immediately other runners (and fans sitting more than a mile away) demanded a gender test. According to the UK’s Daily Mail, “A group of doctors, including an endocrinologist, a gynaecologist, an internal medicine expert, an expert on gender and a psychologist, have started the procedure but it is uncertain when the results will be known.” Meanwhile, South African track officials have denied the allegations and are 100% confident that Semenay is female. We’re still surprised that someone would make that kind of allegation, aren’t you? Looks like she’s just been working our harder than the other gals who really need to look at themselves and not point fingers at a young lady who just works harder than they do . . . especially on those abs. Although this story does remind us of another African running phenom named Samukeliso Sithole who, unfortunately for her, ran into trouble with the local witch doctor and had a penis slapped on her. No, really, that’s what she told a judge!
Watch the video below of Caster Semenya kicking everyone’s ass at the 800 meters this week.

Dumbass Video of the Day – Ever been confused about how an automatic door works? Yeah, neither have we, the guy in this video needs to get a clue. Watch it here.