Archive for August, 2009

UK Rugby Player Uses Fake Blood During Match

"Fake" Bloody Rugby Players Finally Explained - Like many of you, I was confused as to why an English rugby player would resort to using a novelty store blood capsule to get himself sent off the field during a critical match (see story below). Why.. Read More

Uncategorized | 08.31.09 | No Comments

Newspaper: U of Michigan Football Players Violating NCAA Practice Rules

Wolverine Players: U of Michigan Football Coaches Made Us Do Mandatory "Voluntary" Workouts in Violation of NCAA RulesUniversity of Michigan: Who Let Our Players Tell the Truth to the Media? What is that smell coming from Ann Arbor, Michigan? Last .. Read More

Uncategorized | 08.30.09 | No Comments

More Youth Sports Embezzling: Athletics Business Manager Admits to Taking $1.4 Million

Athletics Business Manager Admits to Taking $1.4 Million From U.S. Coast Guard Academy Athletic Association Over Five Year Period to Pay Gambling Debts - According to The Day, "The athletic association, which supports the academy's intercollegiate at.. Read More

Uncategorized | 08.28.09 | No Comments

Trial Starts for Former Female Marshall Cheerleader Who Claims Male Cheerleaders Sexually Harassed Her, Called Her Lewd Names and Groped Her

Kasey Chambers claims that they guys' talk turned to action as they groped cheerleader's breasts and showed off their own private parts. (WSAZ) Thanks to Artie Bigley for the link! Drunk Man Walks Into Wrong House, Strips Naked and Climbs Into Neighb.. Read More

Uncategorized | 08.26.09 | No Comments

Holy Short Skirts Batman! UConn Boots Cheerleaders, Replaces Them With Robot "Spirit Squad"

Okay, maybe they're not really cyborgs made to look like humans, but the new "spirit squad" created by the University of Connecticut sounds like their one and only job is to do the evil bidding of the administration. Their ONLY job. No stunts, no tum.. Read More

Uncategorized | 08.26.09 | No Comments

That’s a Man, Baby! African Runner Forced to Take Gender Test

We're shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, that other competitors in World Athletics Championship would think that South African Caster "Don't Look for a Bulge" Semenya, 18, (pictured right) was not a woman after all, but a man! According to reports, th.. Read More

Uncategorized | 08.24.09 | No Comments

Dude! Live TV Interview With Surfer Results in Zero Information, Plenty of Hilarity

This guy is so excited about the extreme waves but he seems completely unable to put a complete sentence--in English--together. Think we should call the station and ask for a transcript?.. Read More

Uncategorized | 08.22.09 | No Comments

Unemployed Golfer Robs Bank, Heads Directly to Course With Loot in His Bag

For some people, life is simple: you love to golf, you need money to golf, but you have not job, so you steal money to play golf. So why waste time heading home with the money you stole from St. Paul, Minnesota bank? The smart thing to do, apparently.. Read More

Uncategorized | 08.18.09 | No Comments

Video Detective Work: Which Cubs Fan REALLY Threw the Beer on the Phillies Shane Victorino?

The cops think they arrested the right guy, but a closer look at the tape makes us think the original cameraman may have focused in on the wrong guy. You be the judge! .. Read More

Uncategorized | 08.16.09 | No Comments

MLB Star Josh "I’ll Have Another" Hamilton Allegedly Falls Off the Wagon, Falls on Young Woman’s Breasts at Bar

First, there were the denials: When pictures first surfaced of what appeared to be the Texas Rangers centerfielder at an Arizona bar last January (some with his shirt on, some without) the response from friends and fans was "that.. Read More

Uncategorized | 08.15.09 | No Comments

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