The only problem? There was NO 13-year-old girl online: it was a fat, bald middle-aged cop pretending to be a young girl. But that was enough to fool Marc N. Greenberg, girls basketball coach at Chaminade Julienne High School in Ohio. Eventually he got so caught up in the ruse that he actually bought a plane ticket to New York (where the girl supposed lived) in order to have sex with her.

The conversations became more sexually explicit as time passed “as he persistently suggested and requested that (the investigator) perform sexual acts for his own gratification,” according to an affidavit filed in federal court May 1. Investigators traced the bballguy5555 screen name, as well as the screen name aig2010@aol.com, to Greenberg’s office.

Last month, Greenberg told an undercover investigator posing online as a 13-year-old girl from New York that he had purchased airline tickets to fly there to meet the girl for sex, according to an affidavit filed in support of the federal obscenity charges against him.

But Greenberg never made the trip. He told the investigator his wife had discovered a credit card bill with the airline charges and asked him about it. Greenberg said he told his wife the credit card had been stolen and he had canceled the trip, according to the affidavit.

CJ girls basketball coach caught in sex sting [Dayton Daily News]

First off: U of Oregon has a Frisbee team? Second, do you really have to tell supposedly adult males that running around in public without pants is WRONG? What is wrong with this idiots?

Want to hear their excuse? “We put on the longest shirts we had.” Yeah, that makes up for the fact that you don’t have pants or underwear on.

The basics of the story are this: there is a Frisbee team at the University of Oregon which goes by the name of EGO (Eugene Gentlemen’s Organization). Normally they play a game similar to flag football where there’s not actual physical contact but points are scored if you catch a Frisbee in the opposing team’s end zone. During a match back on April 11 incident, one team went without shirts and five on the other side decided to respond by playing without pants and underwear and, of course, someone complained. The school’s club sports executive committee got involved and on Monday the team was suspended for the remainder of the season.

U of Oregon to Frisbee team: No pants, no season [Yahoo News]

Soccer players are so funny! Like Guadalajara defender Hector Reynoso who thought it would be funny to cough and sneeze and claim he had Swine flu, THEN spit on a opposing player. Hilarious! Unfortunately, league officials didn’t think so and suspended him from all matches in the all important Libertadores Cup.

A Mexican footballer has been banned for spitting at an opponent then telling him he had swine flu. Guadalajara defender Hector Reynoso has provisionally been suspended from all matches in the Libertadores Cup after last week’s game at Everton of Chile in South America’s top club competition. The South American Football Confederation (CSF) said the length of the ban would be determined in the next 72 hours.

“Reynoso, following an incident in the game, reacted by spitting at Everton player Sebastian Penco and then releasing nasal secretions at the face of the player,” said the CSF in a statement. “This situation, lamentable in its own right, was aggravated by the risk of a possible infection of the disease AH1N1 [swine flu].”

Reynoso was widely quoted as saying in the media that he had told Penco he had the disease. He later apologised for the incident, which was reported to have been accepted by Penco. Guadalajara players complained that their opponents taunted them with remarks about swine flu during the game, which ended 1-1. They also said that when the team went to a shopping centre in Vina del Mar, people covered their mouths, ran away, laughed or made remarks about being contaminated.

Mexican footballer banned for spitting and claiming he had swine flu [Guardian]